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  • Wait! It could be a trick...

    MF could be their plant.....

    << Strokes chin in deep thought for some minutes >>

    Or, he could just want his liquor.
    Consul.

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    • *pulls out BW's tequila from behind the bar*

      *pours 2 shots for MWIA*

      *mixes the rest into some smirnoff ice*

      *hands mixture to MrFun*

      drink up
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      • Shaka Zulu! That's good, cheers CW.

        Perhaps we should rename this place. No-one ever drinks coffee here.

        Well, not alcohol free coffee anyway.



        How about Apolyton Alcoholics Anonymous?
        Consul.

        Back to the ROOTS of addiction. My first missed poll!

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        • no, it has to be Coffee shop. it's the name listed on the Officially Sanctioned Spam License. changing the name results in revocation of said License

          besides Ming used to order espresso when he came in

          *pulls out more of BW's private stock of tequila*

          tequila for everyone
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          • Ah well. I'm all for traditional names that are largely meaningless anyway (like "Kingdom" or "Peoples' Democratic Republic").

            Still, just imagine the custom that, er, the omnipresent yet never-present owners of this place are losing.

            Say, if neither BW nor Tia checks in very often, I wonder if I could get away with squatting?

            << Finds niche in corner. Prepares to get blind drunk and pass out in new home - Apolyton Coffee Shop! >>
            Consul.

            Back to the ROOTS of addiction. My first missed poll!

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            • sure, there's plenty of strawberries on the floor, feel free to make your own cubical


              *rummages around in the infinitely large storage room*
              i wonder where Mao put those coffee shop plaques
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              • Originally posted by ColdWizard
                no, it has to be Coffee shop. it's the name listed on the Officially Sanctioned Spam License. changing the name results in revocation of said License

                besides Ming used to order espresso when he came in

                *pulls out more of BW's private stock of tequila*

                tequila for everyone
                BW WAKES UP FROM HER SLUMBER:


                ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING MY PRIVATE STASH OF TEQUILA WILL DIEEEEEEE!!!

                **grabs CW by the hair and takes bottle outof his hand**

                CW II..IIII .....Iii wasn't gonna let em drink it

                BW: glares at CW

                CW the hair folicals begin to rip from the scalp..IIII, I just wanted you to wake up Master..

                BW: WELL I AM AWAKE>>NOW WHATTTTTT
                The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                • i didn't drink a drop, it was MWIA

                  stop pulling Maos and i'll stop passing out your tequila
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                  • Mao is NOT here, this is my shop now and i rightly earned it,,if you have a problem with that TALK TO MING!!

                    *gives one final jerk and rips CW a bald spot***
                    The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                    • *puts on toupee*

                      then show up more often, as a coffee shop owner a certain level of spamming is expected
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                      • FINE! But I am a very busy spider...*takes off toupe and shoots a fine silk glue from her butt onto CW's head..then apply hair**

                        BW: sorry I got so mad

                        CW: It's okay Master*takes a shot of tequila*

                        BW:

                        CW OOOOHHH DAMN!!!!!*runs*
                        The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                        • bleh that was tequila? tastes like ****. i thought i put lemonade in that bottle

                          *gives BW a hug*



                          where's Spec? i haven't thrown anybody out the window in ages
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                          • Ya CW that is a good question..i reallymiss seeing you kick that guys @ss!!!!

                            :CW: yeah...mee toooooo :daydreams and remembers all the good times he had throwing Spec out of the window:

                            While So Happy together plays in the backgorund



                            BW I often question his preferences......*shrugs* Picks up CW Wedgie style and throws him out of the window**
                            The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                            • I want my Smirnoff Ice!

                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                              • I would also like to know how to transfer smilies from another website, to here.
                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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