Hey y'all, try to list the worst pick up lines you've ever heard!
-Hey baby, me I'm like milk, I do your body good
-Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
-Wow! Are those real?(<----Blackwidow )
-Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.
-Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
-Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
-How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
-Be unique and different, say yes.
-I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Ok I think I'll stop now and let ya'll finish.
Spec.
-Hey baby, me I'm like milk, I do your body good
-Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
-Wow! Are those real?(<----Blackwidow )
-Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.
-Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
-Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
-How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
-Be unique and different, say yes.
-I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Ok I think I'll stop now and let ya'll finish.
Spec.
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