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Originally posted by Albert Speer
Ah... the intelligence of the typical Philadelphian
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Ah... the intelligence of the typical Philadelphian
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the irony overwhelms me
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui -
i just broke up with my gf
but i work with the mentally handicapped! (implying they are oh so loving and wonderful)
so talk to me baby.
and some just whine and moan and try to look so pitiful to make you feel sorry for them and date them"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boyComment
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"The word of the day is L-E-G-S. Now, lets go back to my place and spread the word.
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"You look good enough to eat!"
"who wants choclate icecream!"
FG,Comment
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Want to go back to my place for pizza and a f*ck?
SLAP!
What!?! You don't like pizza?
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I want to give you a bath and dry you off with my tongue.
Is your daddy in prison? He must be, because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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Re: You're cute
Originally posted by pchang
My wife thinks you're cute. Care for a threesome?
this one was used on me before.... 
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine HepburnComment
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Re: Re: You're cute
AND???Originally posted by boann
this one was used on me before....
Golfing since 67Comment
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Re: Re: You're cute
yeah, with most everybody I know having had propositions like this one, I cannot see how, for females, being Bi is not the 'in' thingOriginally posted by boann
this one was used on me before....
it definitly seems to be 'in'
Jon MillerJon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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To woman just out of shower:
"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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well im in a nice bar having a drink on the second floor looking out over the dance floor below, "people watching" like i always do. ..this very nice looking fellow comes over starts talking to me
...says to me how beautiful i am ....yada yada yada...
then points across the dance floor at an exotic looking dark haired woman and waves and says to me....thats my wife...
she thinks your beautiful too ...would you like to come home with us...i just said ...no thanks ...im not into that sort of thing. ...
he just smiled and handed me his card ...asked me to call him if i changed my mind.....lol...
i just looked for my friend i was with and we left soon after..
it was a very strange encounter. ...im cleaning it up some for
public reading....... but there are a lot of strange and different kinds of folks in the world...."If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine HepburnComment
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I think all pick up lines are bad. They never work.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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I just go to the bar and act homeless, someone is bound to take you home and 'take advantage' of you. To boot you get a free breakfest, now that is dirty living at its best
" Conceit, arrogance, and egotism are the essentials of patriotism." - Emma Goldman
William Seward Burroughs
February 5, 1914 - August 2, 1997 R.I.P. Uncle Bill, you are missed.Comment
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The worst pickup line I ever heard would have to be...
"Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"
I swear to god some guy in my high school used this. Needless to say, he slept alone that night.
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!Comment
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typical baylor pick up line:
"wanna come over and watch a movie?"
and from what I have noticed, girls here either really like movies, or really like the cover of a movie for scandalous deeds
"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."Comment
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I knew a guy once who would just go up to girls and ask them if they were up to a long night....he got rejected a lot. he got laid a lot too.
confuscious say: it ok to get rejected 99 times of 100, it is that one that makes it all worth while.
i generally go for quality over quantity tho
"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."Comment
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