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  • #46
    Originally posted by Blisterz
    I just go to the bar and act homeless, someone is bound to take you home and 'take advantage' of you. To boot you get a free breakfest, now that is dirty living at its best
    Robert Rankin?
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
    We've got both kinds

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    • #47
      Originally posted by rah

      After a night partying and it's winding down in the bar...
      Well you seem to be the last women here, want to go home with me? (as bad as this one is, I've seen it used with much success)
      It use to work for me in my young single days.
      The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

      Hydey the no-limits man.

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      • #48
        the worst pick up line was used my me

        "What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a place like this?"

        mind you I was fairly drunk.

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        • #49
          here's the worst pickup line. the one I use mostly

          Hello

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          • #50
            'what do you think about racism?'
            'i don't like it'
            'then why won't you go out with me?'
            'i didn't say that'
            'so you go out with me then?'

            It can go on and on, just remember to frustrate them and make them so tired, so they have to go out with you.
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #51
              "You're so sweet you give me a toothache"
              ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
              ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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              • #52
                Rock Star type of pick up line.

                "Hey you .... You'll do."
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by paiktis22
                  the worst pick up line was used my me

                  "What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a place like this?"
                  "What's a slut like you doing in a classy place like this?" Would that work?
                  "A witty saying proves nothing."
                  - Voltaire (1694-1778)

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                  • #54
                    I got one pick up line that really works cuz it makes the girl laugh and it puts down the guy who tells it.

                    Hi, my name is Spec. but girls call me......ummmm......not often.....

                    The girl will laugh for sure, but it's better said in french.
                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                    • #55
                      I have heard em all

                      Are you from Tennesse??
                      Cause your the only Ten I see

                      Can I have your number, I lost mine

                      Are you married..Oh wait I am!!

                      UCK
                      The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                      • #56
                        "Pleasure me, woman!" is a sure-fire pickup line.
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                        • #57
                          Shouldn't the title of this thread be "worst pick up lines you've used"
                          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                          "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                          • #58
                            Do you sleep lying on your belly? Can I?

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                            • #59
                              i have never used any of those pick up lines
                              The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                              • #60
                                Australians' idea of foreplay

                                Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                                Yes I think Australian men have some of the worst -
                                "Brace yourself Sheila!"
                                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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