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**Tia's stomach begins to rumble**
Clear off everyone I feel a big one coming.........TAKE COVER!!!!
Clear off everyone I feel a big one coming.........TAKE COVER!!!!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran -
*wakes up from nap*
what's that noise? earthquake?
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Looks around the deserted shop....
YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK!! You are boring stupid and smelly!!!
TIIIAAAAAAAA......Tequila me....I am bored and very sore.....
*looks around and notices all eyes on her after that comment*
BW: I got into a car wreck SHEEEEESSSHHH...PervertsThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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One very large Tequilla coming up!
**pours a triple tequilla for BW**
**tia fans herself**
Ahhhhhhh the stars are out today!Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Ultimate Lonestarâ„¢ andOld Roc The Good Agâ„¢ come in after a hard's day work T-Sip and Bear fighting.
Ultimate Lonestarâ„¢ : Barkeep! Pint of Guiness please.
Old Roc The Good Agâ„¢: Pansy. Bring me some Jim Beam Bourbon. Leave the bottle.
The two Heros sit down at their table, and begin to boast of the beat downs they delievered today.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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*Lawyer walks in*
I hereby serve a writ on you, Blackwidow, by order of the league of Apolytoners to reduce the AMOUNT OF CAPITALISATION in your POSTS. It can be VERY UNNERVING for the more shy and nervous POSTERS ON APOLYTON.
Thanks
And a cherryade please
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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**spits in Lonestar's Guiness**
Here ya' go sweetie.............KAAAAAABOOOOOMMM!!
**Whacks Ultimate Lonestar upside his head with baseball bat for forgetting that Tiamat is a T-Sip**
**throws up hands**
Sorry boys.......I refuse to serve an Aggie in my bar!
**bends over and aims a slient but deadly one in their general direction**
And that's just the begining!!
** takes several deep breaths and prepars to flame the whole bar**Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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slides provost his cherryadeWelcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Ultimate Lonestarâ„¢ forgot?Originally posted by Tiamat
**spits in Lonestar's Guiness**
Here ya' go sweetie.............KAAAAAABOOOOOMMM!!
**Whacks Ultimate Lonestar upside his head with baseball bat for forgetting that Tiamat is a T-Sip**
I'll take a Bottled Guiness, un-opened please. Or I'll use my Corona Grenades to torch the place. Or make it drunker. I'm new aty this superhero stuff.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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**slide unopened bottle of Guiness to Lonestar**
MMMuuuwwWWWHAAAAAAAAA you simple little fool!!
Do you think a Carona Grenade is any match for a pissed off 5 headed fire breathing pissed off Dragon??
Did I mention pissed off????!??
**looks around for metal baseball bat**
I miss Fitz my little torchtoy.......ahhhhh.......for the good ole' days!!
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Ultimate Lonestarâ„¢ does not fear dragons. Now off with you, before I beat you to death with my Lacrosse Stick of Doomâ„¢.Originally posted by Tiamat
**slide unopened bottle of Guiness to Lonestar**
MMMuuuwwWWWHAAAAAAAAA you simple little fool!!
Do you think a Carona Grenade is any match for a pissed off 5 headed fire breathing pissed off Dragon??
Did I mention pissed off????!??
**looks around for metal baseball bat**
I miss Fitz my little torchtoy.......ahhhhh.......for the good ole' days!!
Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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BW, so sorry to hear about the wreck, if you want to step into the office with me, i could give you nice back massage to losen you up a bit
"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."Comment
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*looks at hussling mob*
Anyone care to serve me an ice tea, please?Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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**Jumps behind bar, hogties tia with flame proof cables, and pours an ice tea**
Here ya go. That will be 512$ please. Sorry, but you understand, inflation and all..."Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."Comment
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512 dollars? You must mean Argentinian dollars? Wait, they have pesos. Anyways, dollars of The Nameless Central American Banana Republic?
*digs two euros 50 cents from pocket*
There, keep the change.
*looks at Tia, tearing flame-proof cables in pieces*
Looks like the ice on my tea won't be in solid form much longer.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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