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  • #46
    Re: Re: Re: HTOWER

    Originally posted by ColdWizard


    sissy


    *throws BW's boots out the window*
    its what i wanted anyways

    *throws CW out window after boots*

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    • #47
      Kaak: Thank god i finally got those hairs out. I can't believe i forgot to shave my a$$ today...

      HEY! what are y'all whispering about over there?

      **starts his monkey dance**

      ~/o Doo ba Dee doo ba daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o/~

      **hits CWs icepatch and slides head first into the bar**
      ******CrAsH*******
      %$@#%$@#%^$@#

      *kaak, whimpering: can someone get me an appolejuice please?
      "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

      "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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      • #48
        So what else do you serve Tia?

        *smacks kaak for no good reason*

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        • #49
          *gets up, tells H thanks and buys him a beer*

          *h gladly takes the beer, starts drinking*

          *kaak picks up a large Trout and smacks H with it*
          "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

          "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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          • #50
            **As I semi-consciously move for the door, I realise the smell has gone**

            Fantastic! Beer me someone! Beer me twice with a whiskey top.

            In fact to hell with it. I'm buying. Everyone have a drink on me, and find me some Absynth! Everyone who isn't at this present moment holding a fish!

            **resumes monkey dance, but refrains from calling anyone 'babe'**
            Too young to die, too rich to care.
            Too f***ed to swear that I was there.

            Computer games make your children smell like hammers

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            • #51
              Hey Tia, can you rustle me up a cherryade surprise?
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #52
                Here's a cherryade, PH

                The surprise is.........There is no surprise. HARHARHARHAR
                Too young to die, too rich to care.
                Too f***ed to swear that I was there.

                Computer games make your children smell like hammers

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                • #53
                  Sirotnikov.......I will let that slide this time but the next time you lay a finger on one of my baseball bats **tia squashes a Knight under her foot* Do we understand each other??
                  Kapisch

                  But I can still smack orange tough, right?

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                  • #54
                    *wanders back inside*

                    *throws H Tower's guinness out the window, and replaces it with bud light*


                    *dons a_kaak disguise, so that it appears there are two kaak's in the shop*
                    Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

                    https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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                    • #55
                      *Notices a new coffee shop, decides to enter*

                      *Sees two Kaaks in the shop. Kicks both just to be sure*

                      I'll have a bourbon and coke please.
                      *Leaves large tip for Tia*
                      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                      • #56
                        *Looks at my homework*

                        I'd like something to put me out of my misery...
                        "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                        -Bokonon

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                        • #57
                          Woah! Two kaaks! This must be pretty good beer. Hey wait! This is a bud light! Yuck! Bartender! Gimme some water, its more filling

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                          • #58
                            *walks into bar*
                            "ouch!"
                            *apologises for lack of taste*
                            "Can I get a glass of vanilla pudding please?"
                            "It woulda been nice to have naked midgets serving us cocktails everyday." - Brandon Boyd of Incubus

                            "...gays who, because they just NEEDED their orgies..." -Mr. A. Speer

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                            • #59
                              *Aman enters "Coffee" shop expecing to sip a trendy latte & mix with celebs.*

                              *notices "Coffee" shop actually is a bar & strip club with sleazy patrons and crappy drinks*

                              *Checks to see if his hair-do is still looking cool*

                              "Allright you kids, lets move along. This is a coffee shop not a peep show."

                              *Takes out espresso machine, makes cup of coffee, and decides to sit on the balcony, enjoying the view*

                              *mutters comments about "Damn underage perverts"*
                              "Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"
                              -- Jules Feiffer

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                              • #60
                                *sees alphaman removed list of DL's from name*
                                hmm, you must be trying to fit in again, and since your here...

                                *shakes can of beer and pops the top in A man's direction*

                                Damn old people

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