Life, what a sick joke

[yin26]

Friends are overrated and women can be rented. Clearly the question you need to ask yourself is: How do I become wealthy?

Answer that and all the pieces will just fall in line ...

That's my 'macho' answer. The 'warm and fuzzy' answer is:

Right now there are millions of people just like you wishing they could meet people just like you.

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by yin26

women can be rented.

Typical Asia expat.

[faded glory]

i has to say mac. when you go on dates you should not go to crowded places like concerts or night clubs. you need somthing just between you two. otherwise, your feelings and moves on her will get caught up in the mess around you. make them clear as daylight. grab her hip or hand and escort her to where she goes....grab it tightely. let her know that you are the dominate type. make your words clear donk stuttur. that is stupid. if you stutter take a pill called zanax. it stops stuttering for some reason.

anyway. make your moves clear. even if your at a keg party witrh friends or say at th emovies witf friends and get to meet somebody. screw staying there...laeve immediatly wtih the other to be alone.

also to improve your chances of scoring/hookinhg one i do recoomeend getting drunk togehher. when you are drunk you talk about stuff you would never talk about. and that opens amazing bonds when 2 people get drunk together. the other does teh same thing. and course you are young...so you can get away with acting like that.


also remember to always be cool man. dont act like sombody else. be yourself. always memorize lame jokees.

i has said "you lookgood enough to eat" and some other lines so mannnnnny times.

now back to inflatable recliner and ice bucket

[yin26]

Typical Asia expat.

There are reasons I'm taking my time moving back!

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by faded glory

you need somthing just between you two. otherwise, your feelings and moves on her will get caught up in the mess around you. make them clear as daylight. grab her hip or hand and escort her to where she goes....grab it tightely. let her know that you are the dominate type

The caveman approach to dating

AKA sexual assault.

[faded glory]

sextual assaukt? what a joke. since when was that considered assualt? especially when tehy say nothing about it.

that is called flirting. and it works good. and not doing it will never get you a women. thats why this forum is filled with 24, 18, 31 year old virgins. i am not mentioning any names. but you know who you are. hell how can anyone remian virgin at those ages?

[Alexander's Horse]

Anything you say caveman.

And I think your spelling is an assault of some kind but probably not sexual.

[yin26]

Except, of course, that kind of behavior with the wrong woman can land you in jail. The good news there, though, is once in the "Big House," you'll have lots of 'girlfriends.'

My advice to getting women: 1) Be succesful at whatever you like to do and 2) Make them think you have NO interest in them but that you find them fun to be around.

Woman always want what they think they can't have and then complain once they get it. This brings me back to the concept of simply renting women...

[faded glory]

Originally posted by yin26
2) Make them think you have NO interest in them but that you find them fun to be around.

that is not true. if you play hard to get, (unless you are a perfect stud) they wont bother getting you. you should know that. that is the biggest piece of crap i have ever heard.

Woman always want what they think they can't have and then complain once they get it. This brings me back to the concept of simply renting women...

your concept is completely false. and makes me wonder if you have even put this concept to use. bye renting women i suppose you mean giveing them lavish gifts to bring them closer? i think you are falsely selling yourself out.your making a huge generalization here. what you say simply isnt true. i know it to be false. becasue all they really want is attention and somebody to relate or have fun with.

And I think your spelling is an assault of some kind but probably not sexual.

you moron i havent not care what you think. i cannot possibly type accurdately as my hand is throbbing every 3 minutes. i am not returning for the night here at alll. cause i will want to recpspond of course iwill not


ah must be gay

[Ted Striker]

Well I see this thread has taken an interesting turn.

You might want to investigate the side effects of those pain killers faded!

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by faded glory


you moron i havent not care what you think. i cannot possibly type accurdately as my hand is throbbing every 3 minutes. i am not returning for the night here at alll. cause i will want to recpspond of course iwill not


ah must be gay

What a sensitive little petal you are today.

[yin26]

(unless you are a perfect stud)

Ah, yes. That's the problem, I guess. I certainly get away with the 'hard to get' approach all the time. Thanks.

As for renting women, I most certainly am *not* talking about giving them gifts. God sakes no! LOL! I'm talking about taking $50 to a delightful part of Seoul that I know, paying for sex, and going home to a few hours of relaxing computer games.

Ah, and don't forget to kiss the wife on the way in less she feels ignored.

[Dr Strangelove]

The thing is with friends is this: "Ask not what your friends can do for you, ask what you can do for your friends." Follow this motto and you'll soon be coated with friends. Of course, you have to draw the line at becoming a complete toady.

[Dis]

don't take life so seriously


this is the key to happiness. my life sucks in normal people's standards. But I happen to think my life is excellent. It may be delusional, but I don't care. I'm happy as a pig in sh!t.

[Mercator]

Originally posted by Dissident
don't take life so seriously


this is the key to happiness. my life sucks in normal people's standards. But I happen to think my life is excellent. It may be delusional, but I don't care. I'm happy as a pig in sh!t.

Most definitely!
I have periods like that too. Sometimes I feel perfectly happy, sometimes I feel like sh*t, most of the time it's somewhere in between.