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What American's Ought to Know About Canada, But Don't
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Yet. One of the first mass shootings I remember occured in a Toronto university, IIRC, just before the spate of office shootings in the US in the 80s.(\__/)
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Do you have any specific questions, Che?~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~
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What Americans Should know aboot Canada, but don't
1. Hockey is more important to us than baseball is to you. I know, I know, it is hard to believe, but someone else takes their national passtime more seriously than you do. See also Brazil and football, or about 52 other countries and football (that would be the real football, not hand melon).
1b. We invented hockey, baseball and basketball. We are happy that you are happy with our rejected hand-me-downs.
2. We have the correct pronunciation, of everything. It is about and zed, not abut and zee. Get it straight and then you may progress.
2b. Your spelling sucks. You really need more 'u's. No language can be healthy without the recommended ration of 'u's.(\__/)
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Originally posted by joncha
Do you have any specific questions, Che?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Liberals center-left, Conservatives center-right, with the NDP and the Bloc Quebecois on the left.
My understanding is that the Conservatives don't have a prayer in hell of forming a government in the near future."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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The Liberals have a monopoly on this12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Liberals are centre period. They have just about as many enemies to the left as they do to the right (based on percentage of popular vote)
Conservatives range from centre right (nye) to insane (half the conservative caucus).
BQ is leftish but more importantly is the biggest whiner in Parliament.
NDP are good people.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I don't understand your current politics at all. That might be a starting place for me.
NDP -- socialists
Conservatives -- "conservative", right-of-center...don't ask them to take a firm stand on anything, the pussies
Bloc -- Quebec separatists
Everyone else -- negligable
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Originally posted by notyoueither
1b. We invented hockey, baseball and basketball. We are happy that you are happy with our rejected hand-me-downs.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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The sad thing is that Ben probably does notScouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Originally posted by Ramo
My understanding is that the Conservatives don't have a prayer in hell of forming a government in the near future.
In an election that was widely seen as a rejection of the Tories, they are not far from a plurality if not a majority.(\__/)
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