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  • #76
    "Mystery has always been the sexiest thing, when your mind is at work it will come up with something 10 times sexier than someone painting you picture."

    Well, I haven't seen every chick naked now have I?
    Besides, you don't go to sauna with a girl if it's your first date. I mean if she wants to, GREAT! That means sexy time. No other ways about it. But you know what I mean. I mean, it's extremely rare that you're in a sauna with a person you feel sexually attracted to before you go in. Meaning that there might be a sexy girl inside that you didn't know. This meaning, that yes, every girl is a mystery to me, until I see them naked, and the chances are 98% I won't see them in sauna before I get with them.

    So I agree, part of sexy is mystery. Like I said, I prefer getting with girls that are not 100% naked.

    But it's not all there is to it.

    "I guess the point is that I hope you Eurocoms don't spend too much time around your partners naked, it kinda ruins the whole fun of things.

    It's like when there is a marriage that has lost it's fire, one thing I have seen recommended by counselors is to get separate bathrooms if possible."

    Nah.. you murricans just do the missionary position in dark . Then you need to boost it up.. get little more sexy in it. Hey, I've done it in playground at very early morning. No kids was there. And also in train station. No not in bathroom, IN trainstation. And few other places I had this gf for few weeks some years ago that was into public places. It was pretty exciting. I mean VERY exciting. So the point was, you don't need to wait until you've been together for 20 years and get bored witht he regular sex. You can start right away, build up, do different things.. sexy lingerie is good, but that's like small play man.. at least in Europe I guess.. that's kid's game . I mean, in here if girl says she wants JUST normal sex, the normal stuff, it means .. the normal intercourse plus oral sex both ways, and sometimes possible number 2. Lingeries, maybe little butt slapping action, that's often considered as 'Just the normal, nothing kinky'. Kinky is when you start crapping on someones chest.

    Little role playing.. I mean are you going to live 4000 years? You don't get bored man, you just need to expermient with these and some of these are never ending sources, like role playing and all that. You are just sexually oppressed .
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    • #77
      Originally posted by Q Cubed
      iirc, it's two french posters dueling there... fakeboris and spiff...
      Fakeboris is actually fake french

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      • #78
        "Like at church. You're like, "I wonder what's going on under there," and so your mind fills in all the blanks."

        We don't go naked into churches you know

        "It's like when there is a marriage that has lost it's fire, one thing I have seen recommended by counselors is to get separate bathrooms if possible."

        what a crappy councelor. How about 'try this!' *ENTER 1000 TOYS!*.

        "Yeah, it's cool that you can take a dump in front of your wife, but what does that do for romance in the long run???"

        Ohh who was tal king about that? That's just nasty.
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        • #79
          Originally posted by Pekka
          I mean, in here if girl says she wants JUST normal sex, the normal stuff, it means .. the normal intercourse plus oral sex both ways, and sometimes possible number 2. Lingeries, maybe little butt slapping action, that's often considered as 'Just the normal, nothing kinky'. Kinky is when you start crapping on someones chest.

          These things are nothing special to Europe. We do them in America too.

          Crapping on someones chest.

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          • #80
            On the other hand, that "normal" sex is viewed by Pekka's view as "boring," that just kind reinforces what I said, that you feel like you have to do all the extra stuff to spice it up.
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            • #81
              Originally posted by Kuciwalker


              Fakeboris is actually fake french
              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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              • #82
                Yes you do, but it's more normal in here, we invented number 2 sex.

                Your chances to see naked women in real life in saunas doesn't make your ability to have erection any worse. Nor does it make women any less mysterious. That's the fundamental error, the sexual thinking.

                And don't say that if you see a girl you have the hots for in sauna, that 'UUUUUUU DAMN IT! now I'm not so excited'. Now you can have even better thoughts later on . With your suggestion, Taliban sex is THE ****, because they see their women's eyes and stuff. At home, I still bet there's not much topless action going on with the cooking.

                What about Japanese? They're pretty conservative on the dressing and nudity. But what about the sex stuff in there? You can buy panties from vending machines for C's sake, and no not for your gf, for you to sniff. So what does that tell you? That makes them sex maniacs? No it just makes them weird.

                You'd be in the middle, semi oppresives. And we'd be of course, the model example of how it should be in that aspect . Euro Sex It's daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn HOT!

                And no I didn't say normal interourse is boring. It's not. How you like them apples!
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                • #83
                  You invented it???

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                  • #84
                    I don't think I could get an erection in a sauna, I'm such a loser.
                    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                    • #85
                      Yeah, but Diss and Ted are making it sound like you guys dont' want to be 'desensitized' with your circumcized penises, and like your women to have some clothes on so the sex won't dry up and sleep in different bedrooms.

                      Whoopdidoo.

                      While we haven't complained about dried up sex, continue to have interesting sex, prefer our women to have easy-access-see-you-naked.
                      In da butt.
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                      • #86
                        If you go to church and you see a pretty girl, do you get an erection?
                        Depends on the girl.

                        I can't see myself with some of my friends, avoiding the same problem as Diss.
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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Spiffor
                          Wow, I didn't know you had 90-100C and dry air in the summer in Las Vegas. I know understand why you love air conditioning so much
                          It's a desert.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Oncle Boris
                            Fakeboris is actually fake french


                            Ha! Dirty quebecer

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Pekka
                              Yeah, but Diss and Ted are making it sound like you guys dont' want to be 'desensitized' with your circumcized penises, and like your women to have some clothes on so the sex won't dry up and sleep in different bedrooms.

                              Whoopdidoo.

                              While we haven't complained about dried up sex, continue to have interesting sex, prefer our women to have easy-access-see-you-naked.
                              If you say so.
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                              • #90
                                Yes but like every rule there must be an exception so you are the exception being a stud
                                In da butt.
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