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  • #16
    I am confused- why is the third one in there? You sarcastic bastard!

    So when do you begin to sing Deutschland Deutschland Uber alles?
    If you don't like reality, change it! me
    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
    "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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    • #17
      Originally posted by GePap
      So when do you begin to sing Deutschland Deutschland Uber alles?
      Not right now, despite it still being the official German anthem (it dates back to the German unification in the 19th century, and I think even before the unification was made)

      But give me some time, and some one-liter glasses of beer, and I'lll be singin "Am Prosit" just like any other German
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Spiffor

        Perhaps you'd like to join our leftist youth summer camp next time since we had those saunas every night. After sweating, drinking beer and telling jokes at the sauna we all went swimming to the lake. Later we all sat by the camp fire and sung the Internationale. I could have stayed for another week.

        You get to know people so much more easier once you've seen them naked. Even if you cant see much because you wear glasses..
        Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

        - Paul Valery

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Spiffor
          Maybe next time then. And I'm probably closer from Austria than from Berlin here anyway ? Would you happen to live in Bregenz by any chance? :suddenly-very-interested:
          Bregenz could be a good place for a meeting indeed. There could be more people around, sabrewolf comes to mind.

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          • #20
            4. Plenty of other things

            There are plenty of "different" things in Germany that deserve interest. Like the fact they sell their their yoghurts one by one.
            Or the fact they drown all of their meals under tons of sauce.
            Or their ability to drink a one-liter glass of beer while singing "Am Prosit" in complete communion with people they don't know at all.
            Or their flawless mass-transit system
            Or their sucky, pathetic, horrible national trains
            Or their love for square-ish, ugly architecture (at least in Stuttgart)
            Or their talent for foreign languages
            Or their craziness about recycling
            Or their apparent love for Danish, worse-than-hell, cowmilk feta
            Or the fact that Kebaps are really a German meal, not a Turkish one
            .....
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #21
              I think that Spiffor is in love with a German girl.
              Statistical anomaly.
              The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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              • #22
                [ http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/ ]

                she's german.
                B♭3

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                • #23
                  di Halte klappen

                  Ils sont fou(x?), ces Francais
                  Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                  And notifying the next of kin
                  Once again...

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DAVOUT
                    I think that Spiffor is in love with a German girl.
                    Not even that. My girlfriend comes from Paris' suburbs just like me, and studies between Bordeaux and Stuttgart just like me. But we did meet in Germany, and are now together here
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Hueij
                      di Halte klappen

                      Ils sont fou(x?), ces Francais
                      I shouldn't write in German when I'm tired like that

                      Time to go to bed I guess. Tomorrow, work at 08:00
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Spiffor
                        Or their talent for foreign languages
                        Sure.
                        My favourite quote from a German showing off his impressive language skills is:
                        "Ziz is ze fiwst time I speak aenglisch ven am dwunk"
                        The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                        • #27
                          (I tend to avoid speaking German, as I'm shy on my German skills - such inhibition disappeared just the same as my nudity-inhibition)
                          You speak excellent german!

                          Btw, Bregenz would be indeed nice for a meet. I could finally give you the 40 euros I still owe you

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                          • #28
                            But why did you move to Stuttgart in the first place? That city is not really the most beautiful place.

                            Oh, and btw, Deutschland, Deutschland über alles isn't the offical national anthem. It was changed in 1991. It's now only the third strophe of the "Deutschlandlied" that doesn't include "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles".

                            Come to Heidelberg.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Spiffor
                              Sorry Werner, but I'm going back to France this saturday for two weeks (I'm still in Stuttgart right now, it's just that my girlfriend has just got the internet)

                              Maybe next time then. And I'm probably closer from Austria than from Berlin here anyway ? Would you happen to live in Bregenz by any chance? :suddenly-very-interested:
                              Maybe next time, though Bregenz is right at the opposite end of Austria. I live at Graz, close to the Slovenian border.
                              Btw., where in France do you live?
                              "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                              "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by laurentius
                                Germany, France, Italy, Greece, Spain..Europe Rocks! (not the band)
                                The band rocks too

                                CSPA

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