Dang...I don't know quite what I expected when I read this thred, but at the end, I found myself strangely dissappointed by it. 
Much more entertaining, IMO:
This Just In!

-=Vel=-
(poor, sweet Mrs. Reno....)

Much more entertaining, IMO:
This Just In!
Janet Reno Routinely Lies About Being A Woman!

-=Vel=-
(poor, sweet Mrs. Reno....)
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