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  • He said Federation ships.
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    • Close enough...

      Anyway, ST ships have some of the worst possible designs for warships. Long, thin struts connecting long, thin nacelles to a saucer-shaped thing? I'm surprised the thing doesn't fall apart just flying normally.

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      • Originally posted by Saint Marcus


        A. And ISD is only half the size of a Cube or Tactical Cube.

        B. The number of drones on a Cube are 64,000 to 129,000 (Voy Unimatrix Zero, Voy Dark Frontier).

        So Cubes are bigger, have more troops aboard, can regenerate themselves, can adapt to enemy fire, can open Transwarp Conduits (thus flying a LOT faster than SW ships flying in Hyperspace). I don't think The Empire can really stand up to them. Imagine the horror though...if the Borg assimilate the Empire, they'll be unstopable.
        But would the Borg bother to assimilate the empire? Aren't the storm troopers just left over clone troopers? Where's the genetic diversity in that to add to the collective? What would be thepoint of assimilating teddy bears, giant slugs, and squid people? Face it, the Borg would hand pick a couple dozen specimens then level the whole galaxy.

        Assimilating the Jedi OTOH would be well worth their time. Imagine whole Borg cubes with Jedi knight powers. They could probably collectively focus their powers into enormous blasts of force energy, or even assimilate whole planets at a distance. Imagine massive cubes populated by ewok teddy bears trained in both the light and the dark force powers gobbling up entire galaxies using nothing but sheer will power. Imagine them invading your home town in neatly arranged columns, moving in synchrony in a crisp but lurching march, subduing the population by the sheer force of their thoughts: {{{ YOU WILL NOT RESIST. }}} {{{ YUBBA-YUB. }}} {{{ RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. }}} {{{ GOODA. }}} {{{ IF YOU EAT THAT YOU WILL BREAK, DAVID.}}} {{{ ALL TOGETHER: CARE BEAR STARE.}}}
        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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        • But would the Borg bother to assimilate the empire?


          No, the empire would annihilate them before they came up with the idea.

          Aren't the storm troopers just left over clone troopers?


          No.

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          • Originally posted by General Ludd


            It looks like a moldy slice of cheese.


            Federation ships, on the other hand, are usually quite graceful.
            The Federation is incapable of designing a practical vessel. I'm convinced they outsourced Defiant to India.
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • Originally posted by Kucinich
              Close enough...
              Considering it isn't a Fed ship, I don't see how.

              Strangelove: All they would have to do is assimilate Ewok teddy bears. They are apparently better skilled at combat that Stormtroopers.
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              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • Originally posted by DinoDoc
                Considering it isn't a Fed ship, I don't see how.

                Strangelove: All they would have to do is assimilate Ewok teddy bears. They are apparently better skilled at combat that Stormtroopers.

                Ewoks didn't have **** going for them until the mighty Chewbecca took over a AT-ST and started killing Imperials.

                bizzatch.
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                • They got thier asses handed to them on a platter by teddy bears.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • I guess you never read the SW Comic that show a Stormtrooper patrol out looking for a missing unit, and finding the patrol's heads on pikes.

                    The Ewoks are vicious little bastards. And they weren't even winning until Chewie took over said AT-ST and blew up other AT-STs and blasting the Imperial troops.

                    Go re-watch. There is a definate correlation bewteen the two.

                    Plus, let's not forget when Palpatine got whacked and, according to Grand Admiral Thrawn in Heir to the Empire it caused a massive detrimintal effect to the fighting quality of the Imperial Troops.
                    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                    • Teddy Bears!
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • It's somewhat sad that a canversation about Teddy Bears kills the thread.
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                        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                        • Seeing as the Federation regularly gets their asses handed to them by retarded spacevikings(tm), you aren't one to talk.

                          Not to mentioned Retarded spacebots.
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • I've never seen them loose to people wielding pointy sticks.
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                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                              • Originally posted by DinoDoc
                                I've never seen them loose to people wielding pointy sticks.
                                I've seen them lose to slow moving spacezombies. Repeatibly.

                                "Oh God! They've adapted!"

                                "Sir? Why don't we use slugthrowers onthem?"

                                "Quiet Ensign, slugthrowers are indicative of the uncivilized barbaric society that was pre-communist Earth!"
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