The Joys of a Christian Education.

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Re: The Joys of a Christian Education.

Originally posted by General Ludd
Childless couple told to try sex

don't believe it.

Even if a guy went through his entire life without knowing about sex, he would still have urges to put his penis in various places. They would have figured it out eventually.

the first humans figured it out after all.

[Ben Kenobi]

Well, if you don't grow up around animals it would be harder to figure out.

[MrFun]

you're joking, Ben

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
I have another friend who's made good money breeding mice and rats for the US pet market. He's a member of the actor's union, who's screen name is 'snake'.

Like wow- that's real edgy, maan.

Looking forward to the Marilyn Manson video and song cycle of 'Ben's Friends', the forthcoming feature film by Larry Clark, and the searching expose by Tama Janowitz.

I bet some of your friends don't even floss, eh?

[MrFun]

@ molly's jibes

[Ben Kenobi]

I've heard worse taunts during a Bible study.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by MrFun
@ molly's jibes

I'm sorry, sometimes he makes it too easy. Still, at least it helps feed his martyr complex.

I always liked Patsy's comment to Saffy in 'Ab Fab':

"You may dress like a Christian, but the similarity ends there!"

http://www.c28store.com/christianclothing.asp?adid=g3

For when Ben & Co take a walk on the wild side, and paint the town, err, oatmeal, or biscuity beige.

[Ben Kenobi]

I'm disappointed in you Molly.

Surely you can find more conservative clothes worn by Mennonites to taunt me.

Still, at least it helps feed his martyr complex.

Naw, I like the banter back and forth.

And it's my birthday, so I'm in a good mood.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
I'm disappointed in you Molly.

Surely you can find more conservative clothes worn by Mennonites to taunt me.

'I've heard worse taunts during a Bible study.'



Ooohhh, I bet- 'anti-trinitarian', 'Jansenist', 'gnostic'- all the real mean ones.

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Oh Ben, what a shock, you're not well pleased in molly?
Imagine my keenly felt disappointment...

As usual, your obtuseness makes you miss the point- neither the Amish nor the Mennonites are trying, oh so desperately hard, to look happening, now and with it, whereas the catalogue of haberdashery disasters above just screams out:

'Missed the plot!"

Christian rock or the Velvet Underground, MC5 or Iggy and the Stooges?

No contest.

[joncha]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
I'm disappointed in you Molly.

Surely you can find more conservative clothes worn by Mennonites to taunt me.



Naw, I like the banter back and forth.

And it's my birthday, so I'm in a good mood.

Happy Birthday, BK!

I'll have to buy you beer when I get in town (or milk, if you prefer )

[Ben Kenobi]

But perhaps I do so on purpose...

Just for a little fun?

[Ben Kenobi]

I'll have to buy you beer when I get in town (or milk, if you prefer

Beer's fine.

I still have some Irishman in me.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by joncha



I'll have to buy you beer when I get in town (or milk, if you prefer )

Steady.

Better dilute the milk to half strength with water, otherwise it might rush to his head, and who knows? he could be sighted at Vancouver airport in saffron robes, trying to sell flowers.

[Ben Kenobi]

Or perhaps fondled by a prostitute on Hastings and Main at 2 in the morning.

[joncha]

Hey! That's my neighbour you're talking about!