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  • #46
    Ludd's a muttonchophead.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #47
      What's wrong with muttonchops?
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #48


        Thank You Catholic Schools
        Monkey!!!

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        • #49
          Hamana hamana.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #50
            WTG, Japher. My tongue's hard.




            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #51
              Every cloud has a silver lining. Even Catholic Schools.

              Imagine, she knows nothing about sex...
              Monkey!!!

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              • #52
                I use my seniority to overrule your judgement.


                It seems we have a dispute over .25. Therefore, I, Soloman-like and ultra senior compared to both you n00bs, will rate the troll as 5.625.

                Let it be written, let it be done.
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #53
                  Yes, and the Sun revolves around Mocambique.

                  Edit: Xpost - this was meant as a reply to Japher's statement, but I rather like it this way too.
                  Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                  It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                  The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Japher
                    Imagine, she knows nothing about sex...
                    You keep believenig that.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #55
                      You keep believenig that.
                      I will, and all Italian women are hot
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                        I use my seniority to overrule your judgement.


                        It seems we have a dispute over .25. Therefore, I, Soloman-like and ultra senior compared to both you n00bs, will rate the troll as 5.625.

                        Let it be written, let it be done.

                        Opinions of Reagan shoe-shine boys do not count.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by SlowwHand
                          Unicorns. Unicorns are a bane of society.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #58
                            Hey -- I thought I was the only one that deliberately misquotes people.
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by MrFun
                              Hey -- I thought I was the only debilitating mosquito.


                              So you're saying your ***** is dangerous?
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #60





                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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