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About the whole thing about when you're allowed how say when someone else is cute, I've got an story along those lines. A while ago I was drinking too much at a bar, (lemon soju is evil evil evil) I tell my gf that one of the bartenders is cute (which she was, very very cute). My gf then goes up to her and says, "my friend thinks you cute and would like to talk to you," since she was being evil and wanted to put me in an akward situation I guess. Then, weeks later we were at the same bar and the cute bar girl comes over and remembers my names and starts flirting with me, I just loved the gf's facial expression just then. 
Hmmmmm, let me think of some examples of womanese:
My family's not ready to meet you yet They would run screaming at the look of you.
Do you have something to tell me? You're not fawning over me, fawn goddamit!
You've changed a lot since we met. You're whipped now, *****!
I want to have children with you! I've been drinking too much, haven't I?
I loooooooooooooove you. That was a remarkably good orgasm.
Hmmmmm, let me think of some examples of womanese:
My family's not ready to meet you yet They would run screaming at the look of you.
Do you have something to tell me? You're not fawning over me, fawn goddamit!
You've changed a lot since we met. You're whipped now, *****!
I want to have children with you! I've been drinking too much, haven't I?
I loooooooooooooove you. That was a remarkably good orgasm.
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