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The way Che and I go at it could you just imagine us in the same room!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooopppppppsssssss DAMN!!!!!
Sorry
Wasn't intended that way. Wait a minute......you pull your mind out of the gutter!
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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This from someone who dwells in the gutter.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Why is it that women are always moving things so that you can't find them.
Here's a typical conversation at my house.
"Bern, have you seen my lexicon? It's not where I left it."
"How would you know where anything is, you leave stuff lying everywhere."
"I left it in this pile of books, so I'd know where it was. I left Book X in this other pile and Book Y in that pile."
"How are you supposed to find anything like that."
"I can without fail, except when some PITA moves them."Only feebs vote.Comment
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Originally posted by Theben
This from someone who dwells in the gutter.
Well that was pretty rude.Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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The last one is true.Originally posted by Tiamat
That ones easy....double standard. It's ok for us to do it but you'd better not. Besides 9 times out of 10 no man is going to feel threatned if some guy walks by and their girl says oh he's cute. You guys just blow that off but we.....well we immediately look her up and down and start to pick apart what you think is cute and why we don't look like that and then we go into complete dementia and think that you want to sleep with her in about 3.5 seconds.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Originally posted by Agathon
Why is it that women are always moving things so that you can't find them.
Here's a typical conversation at my house.
"Bern, have you seen my lexicon? It's not where I left it."
"How would you know where anything is, you leave stuff lying everywhere."
"I left it in this pile of books, so I'd know where it was. I left Book X in this other pile and Book Y in that pile."
"How are you supposed to find anything like that."
"I can without fail, except when some PITA moves them."
Are you an organized messer? I am. I can have things in a mess everywhere but still be able to locate what I am looking for.Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Yes I am an OM, although the name is somewhat oxymoronic.
On the other hand, did anyone ever hear of the guy who cured himself of impotence by repeating "she is not my wife" before he got into bed?Only feebs vote.Comment
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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It wasn't a comment on you, it was a comment on your post history. I've seen where your mind has been. Repeatedly.Originally posted by Tiamat
Well that was pretty rude.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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You win that point
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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I also see you haven't bothered to use any avatars I gave you.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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It's usally good to stay away from any woman that wants to complain about their boyfriend/man/ex-boyfriend/SO.Originally posted by The diplomat
I hope this is on topic: what does a woman mean when she says something like "you are so sweet, I wish my boyfriend were more like you!"?
Plus they are
anyway.
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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