Womaneeze

[Urban Ranger]

Dear Tiamat,

What does it mean when a woman says,

1. I know a man named Urban Ranger -- he's very sexy. Are you sexy?

2. Ooo, he's so cute!

3. I am forever grateful.

4. You could be my boyfriend.

5. You're so touching.

[Az]

Tiamat:

I continue to look and post, because I try to make you stop.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger

What does it mean when a woman says,
.

5. You're so touching.

It means, "If you don't cut it out, I'm going to call the sexual harrassment officer!"

[The diplomat]

Why will women sometimes remark to their boyfriend that a guy walking by is "cute", but if the guy remarks that a girl is "hot", the girlfriend gets offended?

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by The diplomat
Why will women sometimes remark to their boyfriend that a guy walking by is "cute", but if the guy remarks that a girl is "hot", the girlfriend gets offended?

That ones easy....double standard. It's ok for us to do it but you'd better not. Besides 9 times out of 10 no man is going to feel threatned if some guy walks by and their girl says oh he's cute. You guys just blow that off but we.....well we immediately look her up and down and start to pick apart what you think is cute and why we don't look like that and then we go into complete dementia and think that you want to sleep with her in about 3.5 seconds.

[JohnT]

I love you

"Thanks for the check!"

Come here and keep me warm

"Oh, all right. We can do it as long as you stop that pitiful begging."

Whatever you say honey...

"... goes in one ear and out the other."

[Tiamat]

1. I know a man named Urban Ranger -- he's very sexy. Are you sexy?

Not sure I follow that one.

2. Ooo, he's so cute!

See post to Diplomat

3. I am forever grateful.

Oh that was so nice what you did but you're still not getting in my panties

4. You could be my boyfriend.

Except that you won't.

5. You're so touching.

How sweet you are but again not boyfriend material so keep trying and keep showering me with all those gifts but it just ain't gonna happen....but you are welcome to keep trying.

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by JohnT
I love you

"Thanks for the check!"

Come here and keep me warm

"Oh, all right. We can do it as long as you stop that pitiful begging."

Whatever you say honey...

"... goes in one ear and out the other."

You must be married

[Japher]

What she says, and what I hear

Will you do me a favor

"Don't get to comfortable I have the most agonizing chore for you to do"

Why don't you ask for directions?

"I'm a stupid idiot, but you are dumber than me"

Honey...
"Slave"

What do you want to do today?
"What are you going to do for me today"

My parents are coming over
"Run away!!!"

How can you watch baseball on T.V? It's so boring.
"Your lazy."

Help
"Do by yourself"

Honey, can you take my car to the car wash?
"Slave, take the car to get washed and then stop by the bar for an hour or two, and make sure to park in the back so that if I come looking for you I won't see it, and you will have more time to come up with an elaborate lie as to how you somehow managed to take 5 hours to get the car washed and wound up too drunk to drive it home."

Lets go shopping
"I saw your credit card statement."

Do you think she's cute
"Stop looking at her or I will rip your eyes out."

[Tiamat]

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Tiamat
4. You could be my boyfriend.

Except that you won't.

You only got this part right, even then, it's not what you were thinking. I let her down gently.

Hm, not doing very well here, Tia, are we?

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Agathon
It means, "If you don't cut it out, I'm going to call the sexual harrassment officer!"

When she was putting her hands on my thighs at the same time?

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Tiamat



That ones easy....double standard. It's ok for us to do it but you'd better not. Besides 9 times out of 10 no man is going to feel threatned if some guy walks by and their girl says oh he's cute. You guys just blow that off but we.....well we immediately look her up and down and start to pick apart what you think is cute and why we don't look like that and then we go into complete dementia and think that you want to sleep with her in about 3.5 seconds.

women are nuts!

[chequita guevara]

Agathon, your list is too long.

As Chris Rock says, there are just four things a woman can do to make her man happy.

1. Give him sex.
2. Give him a blowjob.
3. Give him a sandwich.
4. Shut the hell up.

[Thue]

Re: Womaneeze

Originally posted by Tiamat

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

I have once fallen for that one...

I though I had most definently had made a mistake, and tried to apologize. She said it was ok, and I assumed she meant it. Of course then I got hell for it, and couldn't figure out why.