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  • Originally posted by Japher
    MrFun thinks he's gay, but many of here think otherwise since he scares off all the men he dates...
    Not only that, but I also claim to be an American.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • Originally posted by Docfeelgood
      This one is more plausable
      More plausible as what or than what?
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • Supose to be the official site of the resting place of the ark.

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        • LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          The truth is that the ark is in the basement of my university's union hall -- well, part of it anyway.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • Originally posted by Docfeelgood
            Supose to be the official site of the resting place of the ark.
            Right, an ancient volcanic rock formation is really the ark.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • No, this one has I have seen on the tv and I could also beleive it could be the resting place of the ark.

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              • The fact that it was on tv is meaningless. The fact thqat you beliee it is meaningless. It is a common enough volcanic feature found throughout the world. The fact that there is one on Ararat is meaningless in except that it may be the source for the belief that the Ark came to rest on Ararat.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • Gotta have something to beleive in.
                  If ya don't then ya sorta wilt up and die on the inside.

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                  • Originally posted by MrFun
                    LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    The truth is that the ark is in the basement of my university's union hall -- well, part of it anyway.
                    I believe you are mistaken the ark is much smaller than what is being described here and resides in secret government warehouse somewhere. I saw it all on that special, the Indiana Jones thingy.
                    "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                    “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                    • Originally posted by Docfeelgood
                      Gotta have something to beleive in.
                      If ya don't then ya sorta wilt up and die on the inside.
                      I don't have to believe in invisible friends, ghosts, and fairies.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                        I don't have to believe in invisible friends, ghosts, and fairies.
                        Invisible friends, ghosts, and fairies. Life at 'poly no?
                        "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                        “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                        • Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • I don't have to believe in invisible friends, ghosts, and fairies.

                            It don't matter what you believe as long as you believe in something.

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                            • Actually it does, cuz people who believe in invisible entities telling them how to live their lives have a frightening habit of trying to make me live by those rules as well, sometimes going so far as to fly planes into buildings.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • This is one of those rare issues on which I agree with the Commie.

                                In fact, given a choice between fundies and commies, I'd pick the commies every time. That's not saying a whole heckuva lot, though.

                                -Arrian
                                grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                                The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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