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It's hard to do until your eye replacement surgery. Stupid crows.
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
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If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw -
Better than having to chop your fingernails every hour or so.
How many angels on the head of a pin?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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fourteen. but they have to be really small angels.
why did andrew dice clay ever have a movie carreer?I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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To give others hope.
Why are there no stand up ventriloquist comedians?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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((there actually are))
Because no one would pay to hear a piece of carved wood tell jokes about its sex life.
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