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  • Dear Tia,

    Straight from the Damn dirty T-sip's mouth;

    What was with you and devilmunchkin?

    Tread carefully....

    Thanks and Gig 'em

    Lonestar





    I like pie.
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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    • Originally posted by Whoha
      Why is the sky blue, and not some other color?
      Becasue I ordained it so Bone up on your mythology.
      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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      • Originally posted by Dauphin
        Dear mistress of the useful cucumber,

        DO you know any good hangover cures., I fink I maid need one in the mornign.
        Yes actually I do but I'm not so sure you will like it. One good thing to do the night you are drinking is to take two tylenol before you go to bed that staves off the morning jibbles. Now take some ice, tomato juice, celery salt, tabasco and if you can stomach it a raw egg and mix well. If you can't take the egg several of the tomato drinks very very cold will do the trick.
        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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        • Or just drink Gatorade.
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


            That urge is 100%, no matter if you're married or not

            When you are married, you are more likely to fully fill the hole
            Yah, ok, TMI
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • Originally posted by Lonestar
              Dear Tia,

              Straight from the Damn dirty T-sip's mouth;

              What was with you and devilmunchkin?

              Tread carefully....

              Thanks and Gig 'em

              Lonestar





              I like pie.

              Dear CT,

              No need to be insulting. You know I do brush regularly!
              It was nothing but a simple case of mistaken identity. I was mistaken about who was the raving bitc* from hell.

              Did you know, although a little known fact, that longhorns us shelties for target practice. Yes, yes it's true their fur shines those horns so purrrrrty

              Bevo says Hi!

              Hook 'Em Horns
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              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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              • Dearest Tia,

                Are there only steers and queers in Texas?
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • Dear Tia,


                  Is it true that everything in Texas is bigger?
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • btw, you forgot your setup...
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                    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                    • Originally posted by MrFun
                      Dear Tia,


                      Is it true that everything in Texas is bigger?
                      Not for T-sips.
                      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                      • Originally posted by MrFun
                        Dear Tia,


                        Is it true that everything in Texas is bigger?
                        Dear Funboy,

                        Most certainly! When the cowboys couldn't find ropes for lasso's they just used their own equipment

                        Very statisfied in Texas
                        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                        • Originally posted by Tiamat


                          Dear Funboy,

                          Most certainly! When the cowboys couldn't find ropes for lasso's they just used their own equipment

                          Very statisfied in Texas
                          awesome
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • Originally posted by Theben
                            Dearest Tia,

                            Are there only steers and queers in Texas?
                            Dear The Ben,

                            While there are plenty of steers here in Texas there are also pleanty of men. After all it was the Texas women who coined the phrase "ride 'em cowboy"!!

                            Saddle Sore in Texas
                            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                            • As per request... the original image
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                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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