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  • #31
    Originally posted by alva
    Dear Tia,

    How long do batteries last?

    Not too sincere,

    alva

    Dear Not Too,

    It has been my experience that if you buy the best and with daily usage you can get at least a month to a month and a half. But if you buy the cheep ones with daily usage you will be lucky to get even twenty days. It also depends on the size of your unit and voltage your unit requires. My suggestion, energizer's! The bunny isn't beating the drum for nothing!

    Flushed & Breathless
    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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    • #32
      Starchild has chosen his hag, apparently.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #33
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        Dear Tia,

        Poke!

        Love,
        Your nemisis.

        Dear Nemisis,

        Is that all you've got?

        Waiting with baited breath
        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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        • #34
          Dear Tia,

          What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

          Sincerely,
          Ollie
          So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
          Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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          • #35
            Dear Tia,

            MY imaginary girlfriend says I don't pay enough attention to her. She says it feels like she almost doesn't exist! And I'm afraid she been seeing someone else on the sly. What can I do to win her back?

            LUv,
            Theben
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #36
              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              Starchild has chosen his hag, apparently.
              I would say those are fightin' words. You may quite possibly incurr the rath of the greatest queen ever to grace the pages of this unworthy board
              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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              • #37
                @ the li'l bro!
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
                  Dear Tia,

                  What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

                  Sincerely,
                  Ollie

                  Dear Ollie,

                  Wondering if that's a pickle in your pocket or if you're just glad to see me?

                  Hoping,

                  Tia
                  Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                  Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                  Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                  You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Tiamat
                    I would say those are fightin' words. You may quite possibly incurr the rath of the greatest queen ever to grace the pages of this unworthy board
                    /me wiggles his fingers.

                    Oohoohooh, scary.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #40
                      Dear Tiamat

                      Should one serve flame roasted Knight in the shell, or peeled?
                      Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
                      Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
                      "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
                      From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                        @ the li'l bro!
                        Even in adulthood, you don't miss an opportunity to point out that he is, in fact, the "li'l bro"?

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                        • #42
                          Little brothers will always be little brothers.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Tiamat



                            Dear Ollie,

                            Wondering if that's a pickle in your pocket or if you're just glad to see me?

                            Hoping,

                            Tia
                            Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a married man. And I already got as much as I need for one day.
                            So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                            Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                              Little brothers will always be little brothers.
                              And Big Brother's always watching you. I get it.

                              I want a little brother too. Somebody who always obeyed me and would fetch me beer whenever I wanted. Oh, the despair of the lonely child

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                              • #45
                                Dear Tia,

                                What is the name of that annoying guy on the Simpsons who says "Yeeessss?"
                                meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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