You have two cows...

[Japher]

I had 1, but now it's more like 1/16th or 1/32nd... Invest in a big freezer

[MrFun]

I know of Atilla, but I have never heard of anyone in history named Tatilla.

[Adam Smith]

Macroeconomics for Cows

A classical economist had two cows.
The cows were fed by an invisible hand.

John Maynard Keynes had two cows.
The cows refused to eat because they believed that feed would be both better and cheaper tomorrow.
The cows suffered a bovine Great Depression, until the government bought feed and forced them to eat.

A post-Keynesian economist had two cows.
Whether they got fed on any given day was an entirely random proposition, depending on factors such as crop failures and OPEC.
The cows grew at the natural rate for cows.

A growth economist had two cows.
The cows grew at the savings rate plus the rate of population growth regardless of what anybody did.

[self biased]

i can't beleive nobody's done this yet:

self biased has two cows.
they moo in italics.

[Japher]

sb; guess we just don't notice anymore... 'cept when you bring it up

Jon Miller has two cows.
He names them Beth Smith and Jack Jones.
They get drunk together.
Jon Mieller

[GePap]

Originally posted by MrFun
I know of Atilla, but I have never heard of anyone in history named Tatilla.

Points up towards the post by Tattila the Hun

[BeBMan]

Panagh has two cows.
They have a nice day together.
Life is good.

[SpencerH]

I have two cows?
Hey, where the hell did the cows come from?
There's cow**** everywhere!

Girls, get in here!

[yavoon]

yav wants two cows
yav wonders why everyone else gets two cows=[

[MrFun]

Originally posted by GePap




Points up towards the post by Tattila the Hun

Yes, I know -- who did you think I was referring to?

[Paul Hanson]

Ming has two cows
Case closed

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

The French have two cows
They begin taunting
They launch them at silly English Kings and KKKK-Nigggts

[BeBMan]

[Theben]

Originally posted by GePap
Che has two cows
Theben has two cows
They begin to bicker about who's cows are better
Bunnygirrl ends with four cows

I could see that about 10 years ago.

Che has two cows
Bunnygrrl dresses them up like rabbits
Che remarks something like "The cows are fashionably
oppressed"
Bunnygrrl replies, "What-evair".
Bunnygrrl then laughs uncontrollably for 15 minutes
for no/any given reason.

[GePap]

DEMOGAME

A civ democracy game has two cows
After three months a consitution is worked out to set up the rules by which the cows will be fed and taken care of
Seven threads, each with about 400 posts are made to discuss what should be fed to the cows, and when they shalle be milked
After many debates and accrimonious elections, someone is elected to feed the cows
The cows have left the pen by now and wandered off
A new constitution must be worked out to set up the rules by which the cows will be retrieved...