I had 1, but now it's more like 1/16th or 1/32nd... Invest in a big freezer
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
You have two cows...
Collapse
X
-
Macroeconomics for Cows
A classical economist had two cows.
The cows were fed by an invisible hand.
John Maynard Keynes had two cows.
The cows refused to eat because they believed that feed would be both better and cheaper tomorrow.
The cows suffered a bovine Great Depression, until the government bought feed and forced them to eat.
A post-Keynesian economist had two cows.
Whether they got fed on any given day was an entirely random proposition, depending on factors such as crop failures and OPEC.
The cows grew at the natural rate for cows.
A growth economist had two cows.
The cows grew at the savings rate plus the rate of population growth regardless of what anybody did.Old posters never die.
They j.u.s.t..f..a..d..e...a...w...a...y....
Comment
-
i can't beleive nobody's done this yet:
self biased has two cows.
they moo in italics.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]
Comment
-
Originally posted by MrFun
I know of Atilla, but I have never heard of anyone in history named Tatilla.
Points up towards the post by Tattila the HunIf you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
Comment
-
I have two cows?
Hey, where the hell did the cows come from?
There's cow**** everywhere!
Girls, get in here!We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.
Comment
-
Ming has two cows
Case closed
"Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.
Comment
-
The French have two cows
They begin taunting
They launch them at silly English Kings and KKKK-Nigggts"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter
Comment
-
Originally posted by GePap
Che has two cows
Theben has two cows
They begin to bicker about who's cows are better
Bunnygirrl ends with four cows
Che has two cows
Bunnygrrl dresses them up like rabbits
Che remarks something like "The cows are fashionably
oppressed"
Bunnygrrl replies, "What-evair".
Bunnygrrl then laughs uncontrollably for 15 minutes
for no/any given reason.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
Comment
-
DEMOGAME
A civ democracy game has two cows
After three months a consitution is worked out to set up the rules by which the cows will be fed and taken care of
Seven threads, each with about 400 posts are made to discuss what should be fed to the cows, and when they shalle be milked
After many debates and accrimonious elections, someone is elected to feed the cows
The cows have left the pen by now and wandered off
A new constitution must be worked out to set up the rules by which the cows will be retrieved...If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
Comment
Comment