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@ GePapSo true, so true
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@ GePap
So true, so true
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis -
Kenneth Lay has two cows.
After rigourous auditing, Arthur Andersen confirms that Kenneth Lay actually has 63.9 Gazillion cows.What?Comment
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ROFLOriginally posted by BeBro
Panagh has two cows.
They have a nice day together.
Life is good.
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Howard Dean has 2 cows.
Frightened away by a crazy scream all his cows leave him.Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahComment
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Nihilism
You have two cows
You couldn't care less...
Bart Simpson
You don't have any cows
Everyone else is having a cow, man
Shakespeare
You hath two grazers of the field
Thy mother hath decreed the grazers art to die
Everyone commitethesses suicide"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Conlangers (people who create langauges like me):
You have two cows. You decide to make a language for cows based on different lengths and tones of mooing and then teach it to your cows.Comment
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They laugh at you.Originally posted by civman2000
Conlangers (people who create langauges like me):
You have two cows. You decide to make a language for cows based on different lengths and tones of mooing and then teach it to your cows.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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<---Avatar..."I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Oh, that's right -- there IS an Apolytoner who already has a cow for his avatar.Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
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A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Chinese Business
You have two cows.
You offer to sell one of the cows to a foreign company.
You spend three months negotiating price, determining shipping, and reviewing customs reglations before signing a contract.
One week after signing the contract, you refuse to sell the cow.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Japan
You have two Chinese cows.
You milk them and don't give them any food and they die.
So?Comment
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Soviet Russia
You have no cows, because IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COWS OWN YOU!"Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.Comment
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Soviet Russia
You have two cows. The state takes them.
Days later in Pravda you read that those two cows are feeding you so much that you wish to express your thankfulness by giving money to the glorious state!Comment
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Don't be so sensitve.Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
Japan
You have two Chinese cows.
You milk them and don't give them any food and they die.
So?
Actually, many foreign businessmen in China will get mine.
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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