Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

You have two cows...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #61
    Agathon has two cows.
    One is a Liberal Arts Mac User.
    The other is a Comp-Sci PC fan.
    Agathon now has just one cow.

    Comment


    • #62
      Skanky has two cows
      a wolf comes and eat one, the other is hit by a car
      A third cow sues Skanky
      Skanky loses becuase its all his fault
      If you don't like reality, change it! me
      "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
      "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
      "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

      Comment


      • #63


        JohnT has 2 cows.
        They both die of neglect,
        because Sophie is SO DAMN CUTE!

        Monkey!!!

        Comment


        • #64
          Ted has two cows

          Ted will have two cows in about 85 years...
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

          Comment


          • #65
            Mugabe has two cows
            he rails against the White parts, uses toxic paint to make the cows fully black
            The cows die
            If you don't like reality, change it! me
            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

            Comment


            • #66
              Originally posted by alva
              Ted has two cows

              Ted will have two cows in about 85 years...
              Ted will have two cows in about 85 years
              He'd hit them

              USA USA USA
              If you don't like reality, change it! me
              "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
              "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
              "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

              Comment


              • #67
                Originally posted by Japher
                Sava has two cows.
                He keeps them in his closet,
                as to avoid drawing attention from the black helicopters

                actually, I'd launch my cows via catapult at those damn choppers!
                To us, it is the BEAST.

                Comment


                • #68
                  MrFun has two cows.
                  Being from Iowa, he sees nothing wrong with this.

                  Comment


                  • #69
                    You have two cows

                    Arab

                    Trades the two cows for a third wife.
                    Allah is good.

                    Comment


                    • #70
                      Whaleboy has two cows.
                      They give relatively good milk, but do not meet his standards of conversation.
                      Whaleboy accuses them of anti-intellectualism and puts them on ignore.

                      Loinburger has two cows,
                      but Wutang is for the children.

                      DinoDoc has two cows,
                      but why exactly should he care?
                      Blah

                      Comment


                      • #71
                        Whaleboy has two cows.
                        They give relatively good milk, but do not meet his standards of conversation.
                        Whaleboy accuses them of anti-intellectualism and puts them on ignore.


                        Whaleboy has two cows.
                        They give him relatively good milk.
                        He doesn't have any delusions that other people think the milk is good though.

                        Comment


                        • #72
                          KrazyHorse has one cow.
                          KrazyHorse gets drunk.
                          KrazyHorse has two cows.
                          Blah

                          Comment


                          • #73
                            Boris has 2 cows
                            He makes them listen to Mahler
                            They die of boredom
                            Monkey!!!

                            Comment


                            • #74
                              Originally posted by JohnT
                              MrFun has two cows.
                              Being from Iowa, he sees nothing wrong with this.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

                              Comment


                              • #75
                                Originally posted by BeBro
                                KrazyHorse has one cow.
                                KrazyHorse gets drunk.
                                KrazyHorse has two cows.
                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X