You have two cows...

[Theben]

Originally posted by alva
Ted has two cows

Ted will have two cows in about 85 years...

More like...

Ted has two cows.
85 years later, Ted realizes he has two cows.

[GePap]

Ah, but if he does not know he has cows, does he really?

[Elok]

Sava has two cows.
They moo.
He asks them why they moo, if they can't do anything but "imitate their peers like a bunch of dumb cattle or something."
Sava later blames his verbal gaffe on the Republicans.

MrFun has two cows.
He'll tell you more about them later, when he has thought of a way to segue from "cows" to "gay rights."

MtG has two cows.
See pictures of them, accompanied by a mathematical proof of their existence by Stephen Hawking and their DNA sequences on file, at https://www.MTGhas2cowsandyouarestup...oubtingit.com.

[Japher]

MtG has two cows.
Actually that would be "Bos Taurus"
and he would know because he's a leader in the industry!!

Lancer has two cows.
He thinks one of them is checking him out, and is probably gay.

Zylka has two cows.
He trades them for Zantac and Vodka,
then goes on tirade about how a cow could never really jump over the moon.

Self Biased has two cows.
He talks dirty to them and posts their pictures on the web.
Zylka posts pictures of his cows.
They both argue about which of their cows is hottest.

[Theben]

You mean "Dos Toros"?

[JohnT]

Kidicious has two cows.
He then goes on about how owning cows is a social construct, and that all cows should be communally owned, with a neighborhood council deciding who gets the cows for what period.
Except his, of course.

[GePap]

Originally posted by Theben
You mean "Dos Toros"?

With Japher, who knows?

[Japher]

You mean "Dos Toros"?

... Bos Taurus = Genus, Species

Kidicious has two cows.
He then goes on about how owning cows is a social construct, and that all cows should be communally owned.
Except his, of course.

Don't subject the cows to unfair taxes!!!

[GePap]

Che has two cows
Theben has two cows
They begin to bicker about who's cows are better
Bunnygirrl ends with four cows

[JohnT]

Chegitz is anti-cow.
He declares that cows are destroying the third world and is mortally opposed to them.
Che worked in a dairy and complained bitterly after his contract wasn't renewed.

[Agathon]

Ayn Rand has two cows
So do some other Objectivists.
Each is morally bound to act in their own self interest.
Each realizes that if they graze their cows more, they will get more milk to sell and be better off.
So all of them overgraze their cows.
The environment collapses and they all die, including their cows.

[Tattila the Hun]

Do any of you actually have any cows?

[Arrian]

I have 2 cows.

I eat beef for months.

-Arrian

[BeBMan]

We all have two cows, but some of us still need to realize this

[JohnT]

Tatilla the Hun has no cows.
He doesn't think anybody else has cows either.
Hint: we don't.