Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
Why would they bother, when they have you instead to target for some witty repartee?
Why would they bother, when they have you instead to target for some witty repartee?
(George is eating lots of seafood.)
Co-Worker - Hey George, the ocean called. They're all out of shrimp.
(George stands, having expected this)
George - Well, the Jerk store called, and they're all out of YOU!
Co-Worker - Why would they care? You're their number one best seller!
(Laughs)
George - Well...I slept with your wife!
(Stunned silence)
Boss - George...his wife's in a coma...
I can't wait for the DVD...
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