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    Yeah it's this time again. I'm beginning to start my threads with 'this time again', I guess I run out of ideas, so shut up!

    Make your personal ad here. It can be serious or joke, what ever you want. Or if you see funny ads in the paper, remember to post them here.. For the sake of this thread, they can be longer than normal paper ads.
    Ok here's mine:

    Let me tell something about myself first. I'm 23 year old man. I'm a student and a safe bet when it comes to rich. Filthy rich. I like dogs very much, so I hope you're a dog person too (not a dogface!). I'm 186cm tall and weigh 87 kilos, athletic, blue eyes and dark short hair. I like most kinds of music, but I prefer anything electronic all the way to jazz. I also like sports very much from hockey to beating the crap out of people inside rings, and I also love snowboarding. I'm easy going, fun to be with and seeking new adventures all the time. One thing I can guarantee, is that you will not get bored with me.

    I'm looking for someone betwene 19 to 24 and I'm weak for tall women. Any hair colour will do just fine, I have no preference. You should be athletic, and that doesn't mean anorectic. You need to be outgoing and like to try out new things from naked wrestling to paragliding. I like girls who smile and laugh a lot, so if you recognize yourself, we should get together soon!



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    ok here's mine. I know it's not good, but hey it has lots of things I'd say anyway.

    Your turn!
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

  • #2
    Wanted:

    Young brutish Finn for grappling and hugging
    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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    • #3
      Ted Striker, I can hug and grapple, but that's the furthest I go if you give me upkeep?
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! **Tia pulls out the biggest cross she can find** Back....Back I say by the power of this holy relic you will never catch me again!!!

        **Tia runs screaming from the personal ad** My eyes! My eyes! It burns
        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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        • #5
          Tiamat, You're not fooling anyone. I know you love me.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #6
            Ageing married father of 4 seeks platonic intellectual friendship with well endowed single young woman interested in strip poker and wet T shirts.
            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #7
              Pekka is hitting on all the 'Poly women
              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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              • #8
                Straight people have the weirdest customs.

                Perhaps some day you guys will get a system a la homo:

                20/m/g/cg/vers/7.5/u

                says it all.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  Well some people like such relationships to last more than an evening.
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                  "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                  2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                  • #10
                    what's the cg/vers and the u mean?
                    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                    • #11
                      UR, It's tough being a love machine you know? They all PM me all the time, every single one of them *sigh*.. but I don't mind, I like them so you know.. but equally as much, don't go catfighting on me again m'kay?

                      You know, slight irritation is easily turned into disgust and 'hate', and that is turned to hot hot hot xxx, because the feelings are near each other.. . They don't want to admit it, but they're fooling no one..

                      Asher, what's that, the first one is age, second one is gender, then.... gay? and then is.. what's cg? then what's that.. versatile? Like ready to do it on the mountain tops kind of versatile? 7.5 must be inches (sorry let me laugh), and u.. what's that?
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        Here's mine:

                        I have a girlfriend, and I'm forbidden to have a love relationship with anybody else. Go away.
                        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #13
                          Spiffor, yeah but you can do a fake ad. It's not like these ads here are real anyway..
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ted Striker
                            what's the cg/vers and the u mean?
                            It wouldn't be code if everyone knew.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #15
                              is cg cognitive? That means you're out of the closet?
                              In da butt.
                              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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