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  • #31
    Originally posted by Ted Striker
    stop making fun of me guys

    i have to be modest about my size after having penile reduction surgery
    The average love canal is only 5 inches long so I hope you made the appropriate adjustment.
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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    • #32
      But that's only because there are so many Japanese?
      Anyway, Ted where's your ad?

      AH, Your ad was good. I thought you were after hot young girls, but it was about intellectual platonic things, admirable!
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Asher

        It wouldn't be code if everyone knew.
        Not to mention that if this code ever becomes public knowledge, it would be the end of the omnipresent gay mafia.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #34
          20/m/g/cg/vers/7.5/u ??

          here's my guess.

          20 year old male gay (closet gay or calgary?) (vers?) 7.5 inches ugly.
          "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
          - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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          • #35
            I think vers is french, but I don't know what it means.
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #36
              maybe it's an acronym. Violate Every oRiface, Sir
              "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
              - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                Pekka is hitting on all the 'Poly women
                All 2.6 of them.
                Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                • #38
                  Hey! I resemble that remark
                  Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                  Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                  Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                  You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                  • #39
                    Which one is the .6?
                    Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 2848111...
                    Approximately.

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                    • #40
                      or even better, which three fifths of her is it?

                      head, left boob, right boob, torso, vagina? GIMP? EEP!
                      "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                      - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                      • #41
                        Hi everyone,
                        I'm a single, white, female (scared yet?) 20 years old, 174 cm / 5'8", 65kgs, blonde, blue eyes, relatively fit, lots of interests...don't really know what I'm looking for but I'm sure I'll know when I find it.

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                        • #42
                          I'm single, male, 19, average height, weight, dark hair, eyes. Interests are varied. A reformed tormented soul.

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                          • #43
                            Ha we just raised it from 2.6 to 3.2

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                            • #44
                              OMFG, girl on a message board. Totally indie.

                              Annnyway. I know Flip McWho and Essayo. 'That's all I'm prepared to say.

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                              • #45
                                Ha, another DL?
                                The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.

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