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"Desperate Diners Attack Trapped Fat Lady With Plastic Forks"
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In the words of the police spokesman, "It was a double door."
That fat ***** must have been at least five feet wide!Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.
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Funnily enough, I feel this story is more believable than that other one about the Tesla tank in Iraq. (which supposedly was a serious reportage)
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Everyone point at Oerdin and laugh too, especially since he posted after it was proved this was a hoax.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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/me points and laughs at Boris.
Oerdin, read more carefully. The only reason she made it into the restaurant is because they had a double door.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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She got caught in a double door?!!
No, she didn't get caught in a double door. She fit easily through the main door of the restaurant because "it was a double door."-connorkimbro
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