it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[-Jrabbit]

Then dig in, Threban...

[Q Classic]

the japanese cat does the thing that tehben wished for. unfortunately, it stops doing whatever that is right before theebn recognizes it as his wish.

i wish tbeehn would dig in like -Jrabbit suggests.

[Theben]

Wish granted. -JRabbit ultimately becomes totally fixated on my avatar, and whenever he sleeps he dreams about it. He accidentally calls his wife "Yuuki" about 3 times/day, making her think he's seeing some Japanese woman on the sly.

I wish that Q Cubed would go here.

[Spec]

I vote for Thabin!...Ummmm....Thoban!

Ahhhhhh f*ck it....


sPEC.

[ICBM]

Granted. In fact, Q Cubed's new avatar is so amazing that everyone just stares at it, instead of posting, and this thread dies.

I wish everyone would go back to saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Season's Greetings" or whatever is the politically correct saying now.

[Mr. Harley]

EVERYBODY converts to Christianity and wishes each other a merry Christmas. The resulting changes result in a new wave a splinter sects and arguments over what is Christian. Tempers flare, and a new spate of religious wars blossom, the likes of which have not been seen since the reformation. All in the name of Christ.

I wish I could figure out why my home computer quit booting except in safe mode after my wife used it today.

[self biased]

you figure out what happened, but in doing so you figure out not only what actually causes errors in computers, but the methodology to a womans thought pattern. you spend the rest of your life sedated, and posting on counterglow.

i wish it warmer outside right now.

[Mr. Harley]

You die. The place you go is REALLY warm.

I wish that Linux gains enough market share that everything gets written in both Windows and Linux flavors, at the same price.

[Q Classic]

congrats. but sco won the lawsuit.

i wish microsoft products didn't suck as bad as they do, and that people didn't hate them as much as they do.

[Urban Ranger]

Granted. You are now somewhere else where a company calls Microsoft makes stuffed animal toys. Them are fuzzy and cuddly, and people like them.

I wish I could come up with the Theory of Everything.

[-Jrabbit]

Granted. It's totally correct, too. God smiles and says, "Great, game over," destoys this universe, and starts a new one from scratch.

I wish Theban would change back to a non-anime avatar.

[Theben]

Granted. Eventually Theben gets bored with his avatar and changes it. Eventually.

I wish I knew why my avatar bothered -JRabbit so much (espe since I'm not the only person with an anime avatar).

[Q Classic]

you do. you find out it's because he's a closet recovered otakukin, and once you learn of this secret, your mind collapses in on itself and you become a furry otakukin.

i wish the phone would just stop ringing, because damn, people, if you can't use the computer because you're stupid, it ain't my fault!

[Theben]

The concept of a furry otakukin on its own is enough to cause mental collapse.

[Theben]

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