it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[Spec]

Granted. They sh*t so much diariah that it jams the planes controls and it hits the brooklyn bridge instead.

I wish I was 16 again.

Spec.

[Enigma_Nova]

9/11 never happens.
The United States fails to accumulate oil and now everyone must walk everywhere!

I wish... for the ability to know and understand everything.
(No I did not sell my soul)
(Yes I can do this when consciously awake)
(No I was not part of an experiment)
(No I am not forced to work for a government institution)

[Az]

Wish granted. Your mind collapses from all that knowledge, and you go insane.

I wish I could have a great car.

[Shogun Gunner]

BOO-yah! There's your shiny new car. It's great - very comfortable, awesome lines...oh, sorry, no engine.

I wish I could communicate with aliens and head off the Dramamian-Earth Conflict of 2430. (we lost by the way)

[Whoha]

Granted, your communication with the aliens has alerted them to our presence eariler, and they attack this year, and not in the 2400's.

I wish that you couldn't communicate with aliens :P

[Shogun Gunner]

I can't. Easiest corruption to date.

I wish I always had a pencil handy when I need one.

[Q Classic]

you do. but the lead is so fragile that the tip snaps when you try to write with it.

i wish for a militant moderate majority to write a manifest to maim and murder all the damn rightist and leftist extremists.

[ICBM]

Granted. But the militant moderates, after killing off the extremists, then themselves become extremists. They kill themselves for being extremists.

I wish I had a nonpoisoned, tasty chocolate chip cookie.

[Shogun Gunner]

Viola! One nonpoisoned, tasty chocolate chip cookie filled with a healthy dose of Ex-Lax. Needless to say, you never feel like eating choclolate ever again.

I wish I could always remember people's names when I first meet them.

[mrmitchell]

It isn't poisoned. And it is indeed tasty. And it is indeed chocolate chip.

However, it was made from food farmed on the backs of child slave labor. I hope you like your cookie, pig.



I wish babes flocked to me in droves.

[mindseye]

I wish I had a nonpoisoned, tasty chocolate chip cookie.

Granted. The cookie is sixteen miles in diameter, and when it reaches the earth, the collision destroys all existing life forms.

I wish Paul Wolfowitz was on a small plane that crash-landed in rural Syria, and he is the only survivor.

[Shogun Gunner]

Let's see if I can unify this one...

Granted.
Granted.
Granted.

You remember everyone's name when you meet them, babes flock to you in droves and Paul Wolfowitz crash lands in Syria as the only survivor, BUT...

the plane accident knocks your head and now you can't remember anyone's name, including Paul Wolfowitz, or any of the beautiful Syrian women that flock in droves to the plane. Unfortunately, Paul Wolfowitz pulls out a gun and shoots all the Syrian women flocking to you in droves and he escapes by getting on the back of a Predator that is sent by Israel to rescue him. Damn, damn and DAMN!

I wish that I crash landed on an island populated by only beautiful Syrian women and I don't bother remembering any of their names.

[Whoha]

Shogun, you can now remember people's names, not their faces.

MrMitchell, Babes now flock to you in droves, infact the amount of children soon make it difficult to do anything.

Mindseye, Wolfowitz Crash landed in rural Syria, this was used as a pretext for war with Syria.

I wish you people wouldn't all answer the same wish.

[Inverse Icarus]

granted. but then hitler showed up for no reason and started screaming about leibensraum.

i wish away all of mitchell's kids, and that he becomes sterile.

[MrFun]

Granted, but in return, you are now endowed with the biology of a woman and become pregnant with sextuplets.


I wish I was an Apolyton moderator for a week.