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  • #31
    I have two good straight friends who are engaged to one another, and they enjoy going to our local gay nightclubs when I and another one of our gay friends go with them.


    It's a good time.
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
      Gay bars are fun.
      And Straight bars are boring. So many hot guys...and not a damned one of them is gay.

      It's Reno; the gay population is PRETTY small.

      Seriously, Straight bars: The Zephyr and almost the Romanza (we planned to go in, but the Cali import of one of my cliques is homesick for Chico, so we sat outside comforting her and talking). Gay bars: Visions, The Quest, and The Blue Oyster. I don't drink alcohol and I can't dance worth a sh*t, so mostly I stand around looking like a goober while my friends live it up.

      I don't know why I keep going...but keep going I do.
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      • #33
        Maybe if you drank alcohol you might find your ability to dance improves. It works for us straight guys.

        Ok, we really don't dance better but we think we dance better and we do it with more confidence which is almost as good.
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        • #34
          If you look like you are having fun then you generally look good, regardless of the fact that you may not be able to dance.
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          • #35
            Originally posted by DRoseDARs

            I don't know why I keep going...but keep going I do.
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            • #36
              I went to a gay bar once, but nothing happened. It seemed rather dull, so I left after awhile. No one hit on me, but then I'm not a cute type. OTOH I'm not hansome or butch either. When I was young gay people would tell me to change my act because they didn't want people mistaking me for one of them. Straight people used to tell me that too.
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Enigma_Nova
                Being somewhat asexual/bisexual, I am okay around both heterosexual camps and homosexual camps.

                I hate bars though, for I hate what alcohol does to people.
                Thats assuming the people weren't messed up before the alcohol.
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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Theben
                  i.e., multi-cultural/colored toys anywhere from 6 inches to 2 feet in length.
                  "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
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                  • #39
                    I hate regular bars... but a male gay bar would suck (no pun intended). I have a hard enough time going to a bar even if there are a ton of hot chicks... taking out the hot chicks and replacing it with gay dudes doesn't sweeten the deal

                    plus I'm scared that they'd turn me

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                    I'm all for equality and everything. I have nothing against homosexuality or anything. I mean, if you're a dude and you like dudes, that's cool with me. This is supposed to be a free country... do whatever you want. But I won't deny that I probably am homophobic in some way. I've known a few gay people, male and female... but I know I'd probably be uncomfortable in that kind of situation. But then again, I don't know how much is true homophobia and how much is social anxiety. More of the latter I suspect.
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                    • #40
                      my job requires me to go into gay bars sometimes. I have no problem with it. I don't work real late, so I don't have to witness the really bad stuff.

                      It is bad though, because they are allowed to show gay porn, yet a straight bar cannot show straight porn. And they are allowed to have sex acts within the bar. Well that is probably illegal, but they get away with it. Not to mention nudity.

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                      • #41
                        Gaybars rule!!! Theres this one I go to called the Boston Clipper in Northampton. I get people buying me drinks!! . I prefer girls so i suppose I'm allowed on this thread...

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                        • #42
                          I don't like bars generally. I've been to a few bars that were subtlely gay, but never to a camp sort of place where people dress up in costumes. Considering how many gays / lesbians I know that's kind of unusual, but then again I don't really ever go to bars much, especially recently.
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                          • #43
                            as for going to bars in my off time. I doubt it will happen. I rarely go to straight bars.

                            I already have enough rejection by women to deal with. I don't want to go to gay bars and not get any attention as well.

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                            • #44
                              Went once with my current girlfriend on a dare. She actually wanted to go to a club here in Vancouver, but later found out that it was a gay bar. After she told me, I said, why not?

                              I had a decent time until I had one guy try to grab my ***.
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                              • #45
                                Was he cute?



                                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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