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Call To Power 2 Cradle 3+ mod in progress: https://apolyton.net/forum/other-games/call-to-power-2/ctp2-creation/9437883-making-cradle-3-fully-compatible-with-the-apolyton-edition
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
Fortune teller: saddam, you are goint to die
Saddam: WHEN?
Fortune teller: Im not sure, but it will be on a Jewish holiday
Saddam: How do you know that
Fortune teller: Saddam, any day you die will be a Jewish holiday.
"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber
Hi honey, this is Daddy... Is your Mummy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy right now."
"Uh, Okay, then...here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks. "Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell down the stairs and she's not moving any more."
"Oh no...and what about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool....but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."
(Long pause)
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? Is this 597-7039?"
a taliban general was marching with his best elite troops, when from around the hill he's passing he hears a whisper:
1 american soldier can beat 10 taliban!
angered, he sends 10 of his best men to kill that voice. there are sounds of battle, screams, and then silence. the general then hears:
1 american soldier can beat 100 taliban!
furious now, he sends 100 of his best men to kill that voice. again there are sounds of battle, more screams, and then an eerie silence. once again, a voice comes from the other side of the hill:
1 american soldier can kill 1000 taliban!
absolutely incensed, the general sends 1000 of his best men to deal with that voice once and for all. there's a great cacophany of noise, gunfire, screams, and explosions. he then hears:
1 american soldier can beat 10000 taliban soldiers!
being pretty pissed off, he gathers all 10000 of his remaining troops and decides to personally lead them in battle.
as he is about to go around the hill, he sees one of his previous soldiers barely crawling out around the bend. the soldier gasps:
A guy walks into a bar & orders 12 Margaritas
bartender "what are you celebrating"
Guy "First ever B J"
Bartender "well lets make it a bakers dozen"
Guy "If the first 12 dont kill the taste , I doubt one more will help"
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