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-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience. -
why don't the english make computers?
because they can't find a way to make them leak oil.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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most of mine aren't for polite company.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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That's no problem then, since there is no "polite" company here on Apolyton.Originally posted by self biased
most of mine aren't for polite company.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat?
dgat!
I figure I have the best one so far.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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That's lame Pekka.
What do you get when you cross an elephant, a rhinoserous, and hippopatumous?
Hel-aph-i-no...
pronounced 'hell if I know'
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Good, but I still think mine is better.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Have you got any bread?"
The barman says "no".
The duck stops for a second and says "Have you got any bread?"
The barman says "No, this is a bar, we have no bread"
The duck looks around and says "Have you got any bread?"
The barman, looking a bit irritated says "No, we have no bread"
The duck looks curious and says "Have you got any bread?"
The barman, his face red says "NO, WE HAVE NO BREAD, IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO NAIL YOU FVCKING BEAK TO THE WALL!!!"
The duck looks at him for a second and says "Have you got any nails?"
The barman says "No"
The duck pauses and says "Have you got any bread?""I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
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Whoever said the pun is the lowest form of humour obviously didn't post on Apolyton.-30-Comment
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Yea, I guess so...dgat
A blonde looked in a box of cheerios and said "look! donut seeds!"Comment
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lol@ wHALEBOYWhat?Comment
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goose@whaleboy.-30-Comment
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Goose was tasty..."I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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