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does anyone know any origional jokes, preferably funny ones.
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Original?
Three men walk into a bar; a rapist, a child molestor, a preist, and two other guys...
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DL!
Okay, What do you call one Maori on the moon? A problem. What do you call three Maoris on the moon? A Problem. What do you call all the Maoris on the moon? Problem Solved.Comment
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What do you call 144 black people?
A ne-grossComment
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Greetings ladies and germs
*Hilarity ensues*Comment
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Thats the first Maori joke I've ever heard. Sounds like a variation on a lawyer joke.Originally posted by Frozzy
DL!
Okay, What do you call one Maori on the moon? A problem. What do you call three Maoris on the moon? A Problem. What do you call all the Maoris on the moon? Problem Solved."And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
2004 Presidential Candidate
2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)Comment
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I've got heaps.
What do you call a negro swimming in a river.
Blackcurrant.
A Maori, a Samoan and a Polynesian are driving in a car. Who's driving?
Policeman
What's the fastest thing going down a hill?
5 cents. What's the next fastest? Maori chasing after it.Comment
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What do you call an uncircumsized jew over 6 weeks old?
A girl.
eh... ok so they can't all be winners."Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"Comment
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Well, don't ask me for any.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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A couple and their young son go to a nude beach.
After a while the boy runs up to his mother and says
"MOMMY, MOMMY, all the ladies have bigger bobbies than you do!"
She relies
"Well son, the bigger,.... the dumber"
After a while he runs up a second time and says
"MOMMY, MOMMY, all the men have bigger we-wes than daddy does!"
She relies
"Well son, the bigger,.... the dumber"
He later runs up to his mother a third time and says
"MOMMY, MOMMY, Daddy is talking to the dumbest lady you ever saw, and the more he talks to her, the DUMBER he gets!Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
"Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"Comment
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A black guy is having sex with a woman.
The women says to the black guy:
"Do to me what you do best."
The black guy gets up and leaves with the TV set.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Uhhhhh.....racist jokes ain't cool, kids.
Don't look for a punchline.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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How do you get straight line from triangle with only one move?
.... shave the pubic hair.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Sounds like a meeting for the writers on Tough Crowd.
What's the worst thing about being a child molester?
A1) Getting blood on your clown suit.
A2) Getting blood on your Michael Jackson suit.
What's the best thing about being a child molester?
When you get the pix back, your [exp] looks HUGE.-30-Comment
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What is in babies grib, black and goes up and down?
Michael Jacksons ass.
edit: yes and I realize Jackos butt is white, but that was just to distract you all from not realizing the whole joke before the answer.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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