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  • How many Apolytoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

    49.
    1 warlord to change the lightbulb and start a thread posing the question. 8 more warlords to post similar experiences they've had. 3 princes to post links to sites containing interesting pictures of lightbulbs. 1 chieftain to ask if changing the lightbulb affects shield production. 4 settlers to ask if changing the lightbulb in the capital affects shield production in all cities on the same continent. 4 kings to point out that the answer is in the FAQ. 1 more king to say this thread should be in the Civ-General forum. 26 emperors to write spam posts. And 1 moderator to close the thread with a stern warning that these forums are not the place for lightbulb jokes.
    Just thought you'd like to know.
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  • #2
    did you mention the posts ante delitia?
    (+1)

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    • #3
      1. Copycat from CFC?

      2. I don't think this belongs to Community....
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      • #4
        So what does a News Editor get to do in this light bulb scandal?

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        • #5
          Re: How many Apolytoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

          Originally posted by Rob_S
          49.
          1 warlord to change the lightbulb and start a thread posing the question. 8 more warlords to post similar experiences they've had. 3 princes to post links to sites containing interesting pictures of lightbulbs. 1 chieftain to ask if changing the lightbulb affects shield production. 4 settlers to ask if changing the lightbulb in the capital affects shield production in all cities on the same continent. 4 kings to point out that the answer is in the FAQ. 1 more king to say this thread should be in the Civ-General forum. 26 emperors to write spam posts. And 1 moderator to close the thread with a stern warning that these forums are not the place for lightbulb jokes.
          Just thought you'd like to know.


          Oh yeah:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Nuclear Master
            So what does a News Editor get to do in this light bulb scandal?
            We have news editors?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp


                We have news editors?
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                • #9
                  we don't use lightbulbs anymore. we use led lights, or lcd/crts.
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                  • #10
                    We have trolls? Oh wait, that would be Lazarus and the Gimp

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                    • #11
                      What about the princes and kings required for the DL dance re settler??
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                      • #12
                        What does a news editor do?

                        "Newsflash! Seven people reached King level through posting today........."

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                        • #13
                          "Newsflash! Seven people reached King level through posting today........."
                          There is some other way to reach it, then?
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                          • #14
                            Last time I had to change a lightbulb I was able to do it myself.
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                            • #15
                              26 emperors to write spam posts.

                              Why 26? It shouldn't take more than two or three to get the spam going.
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