The Corrupt wish game

[self biased]

actually, i think it's rather fitting that she's perched up on my mantle. that way she can watch when i bring girls over from the hot or not thread for 'romantic encounters.' it would server her right. **evil grin**

you want to get your report done on time, and without distractions? poof! apolyton never existed. not only do you get this one done, but any others you previously handed in aren't late anymore.

i wish i had an hard boiled egg.

[Bosh]

Its the egg of an especially nasty infestinal parasite.

I wish Guiness didn't cost so much

[Urban Ranger]

Poof! Now you can drink Guiness for free all you want. In fact, they keep making you drink the stuff, until you're completely sick of it. Something about behavioural correction.

I wish I could think of what to get for my SO for Christmas.

[Jon Shafer]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
I wish I could think of what to get for my SO for Christmas.

Granted, turns out that your SO wants you gone.

I wish I didn't need so much sleep...

[Q Classic]

congrats. you make a deal with satan to never sleep again, but the up-front cost is that you have to be in a coma for twelve years. unfortunately, since there's no written documentation, you become the hot-button topic of whether they should disconnect you from life support or not.
the point turns up moot when there's a massive power failure and your life-support ceases, killing you in the process.

i wish i were famous in a good way, like being the writer of the great american literary novel.

[Urban Ranger]

Granted, even though your fame came twenty years after your death. You lived the life of a broken man, a penniless panhandler, and died ignominiously.

I wish I were less evil.

[self biased]

granted. you now cease to exist, as all 'poly moderators are pure evil.

i wish i didn't have to re-buy so many CDs.

[Asmodean]

Granted.....All the record companies meet and decide to make music free. Unfortunately, without pay, the artists refuse to make any more music, and within 3 months of Cd's becoming free, music ceases to exist.

I wish for a truly good day tomorrow

Asmodean

[Thucydides]

crosspost:

Granted, CD's no longer exist but are replaced with a contractal agreement for a multimedia package from Time-Warner-AOL. You now have access to any music, game, or any other media at the touch of your fingertips. You however, keep getting sent kiddie porn as well for which your promptly arrested for and sent to jail.

I wish I was the best hacker in the world, and I could break in and change anything on any computer in the world without anyone being aware of my presence.

[Thucydides]

Originally posted by Asmodean
Granted.....All the record companies meet and decide to make music free. Unfortunately, without pay, the artists refuse to make any more music, and within 3 months of Cd's becoming free, music ceases to exist.

I wish for a truly good day tomorrow

Asmodean

Granted, tomorrow is truly a good day. Too bad it's the last day for all life on earth, for after tomorrow a nearby star's radiation from going supernova will hit earth, destroying all life on earth.

I still wish for my above wish

[Az]

Granted. You still are a worthless lifeless nerd, though

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Thucydides
I wish I was the best hacker in the world, and I could break in and change anything on any computer in the world without anyone being aware of my presence.

Granted. It also happens that from then on, you cannot access any other computers on any networks. You are forever stuck on your own workstation.

I wish I could keep in shape without exercising.

[mrmitchell]

I wish I could keep in shape without exercising.

Granted. A circle is a shape.

I wish I could ruthlessly murder all people who use cliches like the one I used above.

[Urban Ranger]

Granted. However, they all magically disappear from the face of the earth.

I wish I could be an instant expert on any subject area I choose.

[mrmitchell]

I wish I could be an instant expert on any subject area I choose.

Granted. Some nefarious trickster, however, entices you to learn about "suomiministeretti pornogratti", which is Finnish for pornography involving the leaders of Finland including the man in Stefu's avatar. You commit suicide, unable to cope with the mental image of him slowly stripping down.

I wish I could get rid of the nasty mental image I just produced, damnit.