The Corrupt wish game

[Vesayen]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
Granted. However due to the nature of the show, it blows up in your hand

I wish to be ruler of the world!

Every person on earth has been killed, your there all alone-your familly and loved ones died most grusemly of all, sadomized by evil space aliens. You rule by virtue of the fact everyone else is dead.



MY WISH!

I wish the entire house of Saud would die.

[Urban Ranger]

Bam. Al-Qaeda did it and they took over the country.

I wish I could speak with animals.

[Vesayen]

GRANTED!

However animals are all racists and call you racial slurs all day-even when your isolated the mites living in your eye brows call you racial slurs.

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Bam. Al-Qaeda did it and they took over the country.

I wish I could speak with animals.

HOLY @&#& I WIN!!! Thats even better

House of Saud is gone, and NO ONE will complain if we go in and kill the Al-Qaeda...... with the U.S. in controll of Saudi Arabia our domination of the region/world economy is ensured for a years to come.






I want Douglas Adams to rise from the dead and write more Hithickers Guide to the Galaxy books. I also want Isac Asimov to rise from the dead and write more foundation books.

[Urban Ranger]

Granted. The first thing they do is to hunt you down and kill you slowly.

I wish I had control over probability.

[Vesayen]

You find that Einstein was wrong-God plays dice!*



I want a poney.






























*This had me laughing so hard I cried-tears all over my face

[Nubclear]

It appears and promptly kills you.

I wish to be invincible to pain and injury!!

[Urban Ranger]

Granted, but so is everybody else.

I wish I can crush stones with my bare hands.

[Vesayen]

That solves itself..... Most people would die within a weak if they couldnt feel pain, pain is natures way of saying "dont do that!"

You put your hand on a hot stove but dont know its hot-your light on fire and die.

[Nubclear]

"and injury"

UR: Your wish is granted. However, the force needed to do such a thing destroys your hand

I wish I was George W. Bush

[Vesayen]

Your assassinated by terrorists.


I wish you were alive so you could be assasinated again.

[Mr. Harley]

Granted - you are now a black hole. (edit - crosspost)
I wish that I was the most evil and terrible person in the world, without any change to myself (courtesy Frederic Brown) without any deleterious or negative effect on the world population, or time travel (courtesy my fellow posters ).

[Nubclear]

Granted. When you die you go to hell

I wish CNN would die!

[Mr. Harley]

Granted - Fox news and Al Jazeera become the world's sources of balanced news.

I wish we could get the truth out of the Bush administration on Iraq, the contracts, and all that.

[Vesayen]

Originally posted by shawnmmcc
Granted - Fox news and Al Jazeera become the world's sources of balanced news.

I wish we could get the truth out of the Bush administration on Iraq, the contracts, and all that.

Granted, Bush is tried by congress and sent to jail. The country overgoes a reformation where big buisness is kicked out of goverment and the people once again rule. All the countries of the world get along and everyone lives in peace. God himself comes down to earth, smiling that we finally worked things out and gives us all the garden of eden-we all live hapilly and in bliss with God forever-AND BUSH IS THE ONLY ONE STOPPING THAT-GRRRR!

Nothing bad could come from Bush being exposed, sorry-perfect wish.



I wish for Israel and Palestinians to make peace and a realistic 2 state solution becomes a reality-with no violence involved.

[Bosh]

However the two state solution involves Vesayan's home becomming part of the Palestinian state.

I wish my body only required 1 hour sleep/night.