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Originally posted by st_swithin
Once a month, I bleed better than any of you guys.
Once a month, I bleed better than any of you guys.
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I beg to differ. I use leeches on a monthly basis myself.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned -
Absolutely, we all have to get our kicks somehowOriginally posted by Urban Ranger
Nothing like dragging other people down, eh, Rich?
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Whereas my talent is such that I need no external vector.Originally posted by Theben
I beg to differ. I use leeches on a monthly basis myself.-30-Comment
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But that would mean that I'm arrogant!!Actually, my definition of arrogance is synonymous with 'bullsh1t".
Very, very shallow frozen water. Yes.1) Can you walk on water?
With the addition of rotting grapes? Yes.2) Can you turn water into wine?
Oh please. I've already got the ghosts of John Stuart Mill, Jim Morrison, Haydn and Woodrow Wilson on my arse. People spinning in their graves merely don't have sufficient angular momentum to rise out of them and wreak their terrible vengeance upon this sodomising planet. The effectiveness of the coffin industry is something not subject to divine intervention.3) Can you raise the dead?
Look at the name4) Can you spontaneously feed 1,000s of people using a couple of loaves and a few fish?
. Will require a degree of self sacrifice though... but I'm told that I taste nice....
You got me there. I'm not ready to face off with Peter "Judas" Mandelson yet....5) Are you so knowledgable you can out argue Terry Waite, the Pope's leading Inquisition advisor and Peter Mandelson at the same time?
Are you some kind of miraculous blood producing being? Such a phenomenon must be studied!!Whereas my talent is such that I need no external vector."I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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Yes. Never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.-30-Comment
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@st_swithin
I have a new god!
"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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Hey! All I need are 9,999 more followers and I can start my own religion!!-30-Comment
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Mr Garrison?Originally posted by Whaleboy
I have a new god!
Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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9,996All I need are 9,999 more followers and I can start my own religion!!
"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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You too?Originally posted by st_swithin
Yes. Never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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5 days is pretty heavy isn't it?"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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Heh, I only said 5 because Mr Garrison said 5. Actually, it's more like 3-4.-30-Comment
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