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  • #16
    You didn't give me a chance slowwy.

    Being able to go to dinner at 4:30 and a senior discount.

    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #17
      Did you dine with, what's that jackass old man's name that gave Seinfeld's dad a hard time?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #18
        Unless your are a ne'er-do-well, older tends to be richer, of course with some bumps along the way.
        Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
        Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
        "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
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        • #19
          So says the lawyer. Lawyers don't get layed off
          Always plenty of ne'er-do-well's that need a lawyer.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #20
            Originally posted by SlowwHand
            ... Lawyers don't get layed off
            ...
            Lawyers don't get laid...
            So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
            Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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            • #21
              Like, one of the best things about getting older is that you gain sincerity. Once you learn to fake that, theres nothing you can't do."
              Slowwy:

              Somehow I get the impression you sincerely believe this.
              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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              • #22
                I sincerely do, Ben.

                NOW, decipher that one.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #23
                  well, for me, it's one step closer i get to power.
                  B♭3

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                  • #24
                    Faking sincerity is one of the things I'm taught. It's very convenient to fake sincerity without having to be old.

                    I should use this skill to score with girls, but I'm too true to my girlfriend
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #25
                      respect?

                      naw, you don't get that either

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by SlowwHand
                        Went right over all the brainiac's pointed little heads.
                        You copied Lancer's dull trick?

                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
                          Lawyers don't get laid...
                          This old lawyer has had more sex than you, useless child, have post count. (add in self service, and I will exceed all but the deities' and some emperors' post counts)
                          Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
                          Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
                          "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
                          From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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                          • #28
                            Yes, lawyers make money so they can afford getting laid

                            Chemical Ollie, that's not fat, that's income belly
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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                            • #29
                              What Are Some Positives To, uhhhhhh, Maturing

                              for some reason, probably best not thought about, I thought this thead was entitled

                              What Are Some Positives To, uhhhhhh, Master-bating

                              ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..

                              How sureal I thought, as I read through several responses .. only to re-read the title.

                              Always a good idea.
                              "Wherever wood floats, you will find the British" . Napoleon

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
                                This old lawyer has had more sex than you, useless child, have post count. (add in self service, and I will exceed all but the deities' and some emperors' post counts)
                                "Self-service" as you put it doesn't count as "getting laid"
                                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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