What Are Some Positives To, uhhhhhh, Maturing?

[SlowwHand]

It isn't all bald and bulge, and loss of memory.
What do you think will be some positives?

Like, one of the best things about getting older is that you gain sincerity.
Once you learn to fake that, theres nothing you can't do.

[Spiffor]

When you're an old fart, you can be a pain in the ass to everybody else at your heart's content (provided they are younger), and you can still complain at the lack of respect by the young'uns when someone dares respond.

[Chemical Ollie]

The more of you there is, the better...

Here's me, just about to listen to Ted Nugent at Sweden Rock Festival:

[SlowwHand]

You're not doing much in support of the argument I'm trying to present, Ollie.

[Guynemer]

FOR SALE

One pair of eyes, gouged out by previous owner. $5 or best offer.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Sometimes, less is more.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
You're not doing much in support of the argument I'm trying to present, Ollie.

Did I say I supported it? I oppose it! (And by default, anything else you say, redneck )

[Chemical Ollie]

Or rather, thats the argument I use when some old friends I haven't met since teenage days call me fat: The more Ollie there is, the better!

[Bereta_Eder]

IIRC there was some kind of cult which advocated that the more space one takes in the universe, the more his importance increases. I wouldn't reccomend it though, their president had to be moved around with cranes (sp?) You look like an anemia striken person compared with her

[Caligastia]

I can't wait to get old. The older you get the closer to retirement you get. Bring on the rocking chair and the pipe!

[Chemical Ollie]

No, I'm not an old pervert! I've loved teens since I was one myself, remember? Nothing new there.

[CerberusIV]

The older you get the more you understand what motivates people. Then it becomes easier for you to control them and harder for them to control you.

Cheaper insurance is nice too!

[Ben Kenobi]

I can't believe this has not been posted.

Better than the alternative.

[SlowwHand]

Yeah, well. I can't believe no one said anything about

"Like, one of the best things about getting older is that you gain sincerity.
Once you learn to fake that, theres nothing you can't do."

Went right over all the brainiac's pointed little heads.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Went right over all the brainiac's pointed little heads.

Did it?