Write chegitz and Bunnygrrl's Vows!

[chequita guevara]

Okay, due to the fact that conservatives have nothing better to do than to tell people who to live their lives, BG and I have had to wait another day to get married. In the civilized North, where liberals rule, a marriage license costs $35 and you can get married on the same day and they take credit cards. Not so here in the South. Three day waiting period and $85, unless I go to some course telling me all about marriage, but you have to go to the Courthouse to get the list of people teaching the course, cuz they haven't bothered to put it up on the web yet, despite he law being 5 years old.

So, we're getting married tomorrow, and then I'll be Mister Bunnygrrl.

In the meantime, we need some vows. You have until 9:00 PM EDT.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Do you, Mighty Mistress of Darkness, take this flabby old commie?

[chequita guevara]

Oh come on, Laz, you can do better than that.

[Q Classic]

promise that you won't move to cuba without her consent first, no matter what sloww says.

[chequita guevara]

She'd be mad if I didn't take her.

[lord of the mark]

"with this ring, i marry you according to the laws of Moses and Israel"

[Timexwatch]

Do you promise under no circumstances to support the borgeoise pigs and their capitalist running dogs and faithfully adhere to the teachings of Marx, Engels and Lenin for as long as you both shall live?

Yes?

Then you may kiss your comrade!

[DAVOUT]

The influence of taxation on dental care, and the resulting effect on the mariage statistics in Texas, has been till now vastly underestimated. Your wedding will still push higher the curb, which we expect to parallel the curb of your happiness. As a matter of fact, it would be difficult to understand how a so well prepared decision could not be successful.

Please accept this quote as a wedding gift for both of you : Love does not consist in looking at each other, it is looking together in the same direction (Antoine de Saint-Exupery).

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Vows, shmows. You don't want vows. You want to express your love for each and (assuming you're getting hitched at city hall) torture some of the public servants who made you wait 3 days and pay $85.

In other words, you want to sing "I Got You Babe" to each other. Trust me on this.

[Drogue]

Personally, I would use traditional vows, and edit them if someone else is more appropriate to you. Use it as a starting point, but don't necessarily stick to it completely.

I hope you find something that's meaningful to you, and I wish you happiness in your marriage

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
In other words, you want to sing "I Got You Babe" to each other. Trust me on this.

We joked about this.

[Ben Kenobi]

Three day waiting period and $85, unless I go to some course telling me all about marriage,

It's like buying a handgun, che. They want to give people a chance to reconsider.

Have you gone to the marriage counselling course?

What constraints are you going to put, che? Religious references are out?

[Sprayber]

The way a lot of marriages turn out, I would reguire each couple to take a two day exam consisting of questions related to their specific partner and married life in general before getting the go ahead. We need to introduce marriage boards to certify that the couple is indeed ready for marriage.

Unless of course the couple has been together for a long time.


Enough of my rant. Congradulations che.

[rah]

I ask you to be my loving partner in everything I do or will do forever.

[Az]

once again, congratulations, though I won't take up writing any vows.