What to do about my girl's overprotective mother?

[st_swithin]

sounds like a match made in heaven.

[orange]

What a great thread.

[st_swithin]

Rock solid, brother.

[Al B. Sure!]

to respond to some things...

one... i'm not breaking up with her... hell no... if yall saw this girl you'd shoot me for breaking up with her. secondly, dating behind her mom's back... no.. i have to respect her mother. nothing good will come out of a secret relationship... third, chegitz, you're a bastard. As someone who never had sex, has no intention to have sex, has never done drugs, etc., i'm probably what my girl's mother wants her daughter's boyfriend to be like. it's just a matter of showing it.

basically, i'm trying to figure out some good ways to show her mother how eligible I am... funny how i got her daughter easily and now i got to impress and kind of 'ask out' her mother. got to impress two women.

i also don't want to come off crazy by doing something like insisting i take her and her mother out to dinner or something... actually, that might not be too bad of an idea... ha

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
to respond to some things...

one... i'm not breaking up with her... hell no... if yall saw this girl you'd shoot me for breaking up with her.

OK, that said...

[SIZE=1] Originally posted by Albert Speer
As someone who never had sex, has no intention to have sex, has never done drugs, etc.,

what does it matter what she looks like? Physical appearance is one of the main factors in the biological determination of choosing a possible mate.

Not that I'm saying you should bone this chick, nor should you necessarily want to. I'm just saying you might be missing out. Or denying your physiological prerogatives. Or something. Ignore me, I'm drunk.

[DaShi]

I think he has morals.

[Drake Tungsten]

I think he has morals.

How inconvenient...

[Sikander]

Originally posted by st_swithin
are the midterms hard?

No, they picked up a few seats.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Zero


I had to hide in a closet once. Is that conservative enough?

In a Log Cabin Republican sort of way, yes.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Tell the girl it's either you or the mother. If she hems and haws, ditch her and pick up somebody who's prettier and easier.

While the second part of your advice is so good that it stands alone, I think it might be a deal breaker for a 17 year old girl to choose between her mother and her new boyfriend. Its honestly not worth that sort of trauma.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by st_swithin


touche, mon ami

My mom's so Chinese, she's been praying for me to sprout a penis since I was born. She kept insisting to the doctors that they cut the wrong cord, and that she was gonna sue. She wanted to get me a penis donor, but she couldn't convince anyone with a suitable DNA match to donate. Then she wants to know why I don't want to have kids.

Penis donor eh? That sounds like a tough one. I'm sure you'd get a lot of offers for a loaner, but donation is tricky.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Berzerker

Tell her your fantasy is to do it with a mother and daughter.

That should clear things up rather quickly. Unless....

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Albert Speer As someone who never had sex, has no intention to have sex

This comes faster than you'd expect. If you haven't done already, I strongly suggest you to learn how to use a condom, and to have one in your wallet at all times. I'm not saying you should become sex-crazy with your girl, but you should be cautious.
Besides, if you feel you're gonna have "the urge" shortly (or that your girl will have "the urge", it happens to them too ), make sure to know everything about the contraceptive pill, and make sure your girl takes them.

A friend of mine, who had grown up being very religious, and who loathed the idea of pre-marriage sex, had sex with her girlfriend after the first month of their relationship. Sex is sadly not something you always control.

And that's why pregnancy is much more easily avoided with pragmatic caution (i.e using all means of avoiding it), rather than by only believing you'll remain abstinent during your relationship.

This is a serious advice I give to you. Every unwanted pregnancy I know about comes from the fact the people were sooooo sure to have their urges under control

[DanielXY]

Why wouldnt you want to bang her if she is hot? Dont deny nature... dont torture yourself...

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Because he's got a massive and unresolved Madonna/Whore complex.