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    Base on interpretations of the Bible, can we determine if Jesus would have preferred Pepsi over Coca-Cola?
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    I would have drank Virgin Cola, if not, Tesco's home Brand.

    We know this because he said something once.
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    • #3
      Way to waste a thread MrFun everyone already knows that Jesus was gay and therefor drank pepsi. Why else would he hang out with 12 other guys all the time, never marry, wear robes and sandals, and the whole betrayal thing was just a tiff?
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        What a jackass.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Love Ya too Sloww
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6
            Well, he didn't turn the water into Coke or Pepsi, maybe he'd of gone for Dr Pepper ???

            Then again, you wouldn't know until you'd tried it.
            "Wherever wood floats, you will find the British" . Napoleon

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            • #7
              So the way to God is thru his son, and the way to his son is thru drinking Pepsi?

              Even Job didn't have to face trials such as this.
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              • #8
                Damn. I thought this thread would be something interesting.
                ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
                ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Theben
                  So the way to God is thru his son, and the way to his son is thru drinking Pepsi?

                  Even Job didn't have to face trials such as this.
                  Ah ha!

                  So maybe the way to salvation is drink up on Pepsi products!
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Japher
                    Way to waste a thread MrFun everyone already knows that Jesus was gay and therefor drank pepsi. Why else would he hang out with 12 other guys all the time, never marry, wear robes and sandals, and the whole betrayal thing was just a tiff?
                    Didn't realize you saw Jesus in this way.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand
                      What a jackass.
                      Um . . . .

                      that's MISTER Jackass please.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Japher
                        Love Ya too Sloww
                        Not you, jackass.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Damn it Sloww -- you gotta address me as MISTER Jackass.

                          get it right, huh??
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #14
                            Well, I looked.

                            Nice to see you are living up to your nick Mr. Fun.

                            Even Mr. Straight would have been less an oxymoron.
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                            • #15
                              There is an interpretation of the Bible which suggests it's all a big analogy for human history, and particularly the upcoming future in which we fight a war against machines much like in the Matrix. References to Zion and "the one" are the giveaways.
                              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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