Rhinos Don't Stop Short Twice, or, Lifes Little Lessons...

[Lancer]

"yeah, you love 'em, but you'll never understand why exactly they're so psychotic."

There's a serious Jewish sect in Israel the men of which give thanks daily for not being born women. I'm with them, though I don't advertise. Hmm, I wonder if they get any...

Like any other male, I have no clue. I'm based in logic, which limits me to the reasonable.

[Q Classic]

they're just so darned wonderful though.

but crazy.

a friend of mine was asked by his gf as to whether they would have gone out of he were a she and she a he, or if they were both shes or both hes
he answered correctly, which was "yes"... he surmised this because she's a firm believer in the soul mates thing.

[Dis]

I'm going to find me a woman who doesn't mind me calling her fat, and doesn't care if I don't think she's not the most beautiful woman in the world.

[Ben Kenobi]

a friend of mine was asked by his gf as to whether they would have gone out of he were a she and she a he, or if they were both shes or both hes

I don't want the second half of that question... First one is not hard, yes.

[Lancer]

Q Cubed, I'd have answered yes to the lesbian thing, no to the homosexual thing. In fact, if I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian. Damn straight. A virgin lesbian.

Dissident, very best of luck to you in you endeavor. Along the same lines, I hope to one day ride a unicorn.

[Kirnwaffen]

When she asks you and you weren't paying attention, you are infinitely better off asking "What?" than saying yes.

[Lancer]

THAT is a really advanced concept Kirnwaffen. You should be heralded as a wise man, and sit upon the mountain. In other words, I like it.

[MrFun]

Man, the horrors you guys go through, dating or marrying people of the opposite gender . . . . . .

[badams52]

If she asks you if you believe that there is only "one true love" say yes and that she is the one. (Known from experience)

[Dinner]

Girls know that guys are lying to them when they use corny lines like that. The thing is in the back of their minds they know there's that 1% chance he's telling the truth so they agree to go along with the lie.

[notyoueither]

Says the necrophiliac duck man.

[self biased]

how about this one, guys: don't date anyone you meet on apolyton.

**evil grin**

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
i don't know where you find girls like that. mine doesn't put me in the situation of asking "does me look fat?" or any of the classic dangerous ones.

There are some advantages to dating 15 year olds.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by self biased
how about this one, guys: don't date anyone you meet on apolyton.

**evil grin**

D'uh.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Dissident
I'm going to find me a woman who doesn't mind me calling her fat, and doesn't care if I don't think she's not the most beautiful woman in the world.

It might just be easier to date the most beautiful woman in the world than to find that woman.