The 2003 "Scapies"

[Immortal Wombat]

It depends if you believe Genesis 1 or not.

If you do, then it all went wrong when God said "Adam, this is Eve."

If you don't, then it all went wrong when a fish flopped onto the land and forgot to die.

[Paul Hanson]

What about the Black Gay Jewish Conspiracy? Everything bad in this world can be traced back to them and their black, homosexual, Zionist bias.

[Elok]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
This is a retarded question.
All isn't because of one.

Well, yes. That's why I wrote, "this is a joke" inside the first post. I don't yearn for Mingapulco so badly that I would seriously suggest that Jews and Homosexuals are responsible for all our problems.

[St Leo]

Christian Coalition. Muslim, Hindu, and Conservative craziness doesn't affect me as much.

[OliverFA]

I agree. The others are always guilty of everything!

[Dis]

the GOP isn't a small group with limited power

they have too much power

[Elok]

Yes, but the question before us is, can we blame EVERYTHING, up to and including meteors and the continuing ugliness of the fashion industry's offerings, on a GOP conspiracy, while keeping a straight face?

We need a scapegoat of sizable magnitude here, who at the same time is not obviously criminal enough to be actually convicted or removed, so that we have a reliable and unchanging excuse for refusing to implement meaningful societal changes on our own initiative.

[Dis]

the alignment of the planets has been blamed for an aweful alot as well.

[Kirnwaffen]

The liberals because they have no backbone, and the conservatives because they have too much.

[Ben Kenobi]

Yes, the Hidden Homosexual Agenda is to blame for the decline of families and of virtue in this fallen nation of Canada.

[Elok]

Obviously MrFun hasn't seen this yet, or it'd have two votes.

[Stefu]

Haven't you learned anything yet?

Everything bad that happens in the world is caused by Clinton's penis. Clinton's penis makes babies cry and animals suffer. It causes acid rain in Germany and typhoons in South Pacific. Osama worships at the altar of Clinton's penis and Kim Jong-Il aspires to be as big a **** as Clinton's penis is. Clinton's penis has thus far caused Pearl Harbor, Kennedy's assasination, the Bhopal disaster, the Challenger explosion and 9/11. (Not Chernobyl, though, that was caused by Tony Blair's left earlobe.) Clinton's penis is a rod of godly might, a towering powermower, and if we don't sacrifice fair large-haired virgins to it, it will erupt and cover us all with it's red-hot lava.

FEAR AND QUAKE!

[Q Classic]

so clinton's got a huge schlong? is that what this administration's about then? compensation?

[Elok]

Oh, to hell with it. Having read Stefu's post, I conclude that the moral thing to do is just blame everything on the Finns. Otherwise it would be Fat Cats so far.