Life is misery

[Chemical Ollie]

I just came back from a 1-week trip to the US. I have not met my kids, gotten any p*ssy (except for some Bourbon Street strippers), and not surfed the so-beloved Internet in all that time. And what happens when I get home?

1) I pick up kids at the kindergarten, but within 1 hour my 2-Yo girl bends over on the floor and cries for Mama to come home. She does not stop crying intil Mama actually gets home 15 minutes later.

2) Despite my terrible jetlag, I cooked a delicious and romantic dinner of Cajun-spiced ribeye steak, fried potatoes, Greek sallad and garlic-spiced cottage cheese, cleared the table, made all the dishwashing, took care of the oldest daughter for 2 hours while she took care of the youngest, and last but not least the gave her the subtle hint of me buying her some very pornographic lingerie She fell asleep right in front of me and refused to wake up . She is still snoring loudly. I haven't seen a bed in 32 hours. but she still thinks her sleep is the most important thing in the world.

3) My computer decided to crash on me. The Graphics Card decided it did not like the latest Windows Update. Windows told me to update the Graphic Card Driver software, but there was no update available. I tried to restart my computer about 10 times and suddenly it decided to work. At least one partner I can trust!

Life is **** and then you die.
Life is a ***** and then you marry one.

[Chemical Ollie]

By the way, those stars should read sh!t and b!tch...

[Pekka]

I could eat that food! I won't pass out on you, though I can't promise any sex.

[Caligastia]

Get some sleep. you'll feel better in the morning.

[Dinner]

Maybe she had a hard time taking care of the kids while you were gone. That would explain how tired she was and why she wasn't open to romantic offerings.

[Ben Kenobi]

(except for some Bourbon Street strippers),

the gave her the subtle hint of me buying her some very pornographic lingerie She fell asleep right in front of me and refused to wake up.

I'm not sure I'd be complaining given your trip to the States.

[Chemical Ollie]

Hey, why can't you all join the male chauvinist pig conspiracy? At least I can trust you Pekka. We should get together for a beer one day. What town do you live in? I travel to Finland at least 10 timeas a year, mostly to Laapenranta, Imatra and Helsinki.

[Bereta_Eder]

Women have been too kind to me to join the male chauvinist pig conspiracy. And on the few times they weren't I can understand them (and so "forgive" them).

Does all this change when you get married

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Oerdin
Maybe she had a hard time taking care of the kids while you were gone. That would explain how tired she was and why she wasn't open to romantic offerings.

That does not explain why my computer decided to crash. And she slept 8 hours in a bed, while I slept 5 hours in an airplane. She has a bad excuse.

[DanS]

Hey, did you ever get out to fish in LA?

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by paiktis22

Does all this change when you get married

Yes. If you are not married, and your girl tell you to f*ck off, then you are free to f*ck any wh*re of your preference, while if you are married, you promised in the face of God and the assembled people to be true (and I was). Now I have to love her whatever she does to me (and I do love her).

I had some affairs before we married (so did she). After our marriage 6 years ago, both of us have been true.

[Bereta_Eder]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
I had some affairs before we married (so did she). After our marriage 6 years ago, both of us have been true.

That's great. I don't like married people cheating on eachother and I don't feel sympathetic to all that "weakness" or "unsatisfied" reasoning for doing it. "Just for kicks" sounds even worse.

[Pekka]

I live near Turku now.. Give me PM next time if you're near, also I visit Helsinki regulary (like now I'm in Helsinki), so odds are some of your trips I'm on your way.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by DanS
Hey, did you ever get out to fish in LA?

It was kinda windy, but the charter boat company picked me up from the hotel so that I did not have to bother about taxi or rental car. The charter was expensive ($300) but the pickup was extremely cheap. And they were very nice people. On the other hand, the first 4 charters I contacted rejected me and lost the business.

[Lincoln]

She sounds like a sweetheart, Ollie. I am happy to hear that you take your vows seriously. Life is a continuous trial but it can be fun when you kiss and make up. Treat her like an angel.