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  • #76
    Originally posted by MrFun
    whatever . . .

    do we really care?
    Yes
    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

    "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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    • #77
      Lets get... scientific.

      One part silver nitrate to 17 parts magnesium. Wait for the rain. Stand back.
      "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
      "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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      • #78
        Originally posted by orange


        Yes
        Well, piss on you then.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Theben


          I've made the same mistake with some females...
          You've mistaken females for council land? Man, I think you have some serious issues you need sorting out
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Provost Harrison


            You've mistaken females for council land? Man, I think you have some serious issues you need sorting out
            No, I mistook their gardens for council land.

            Did I mention I was on the council?
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #81
              The strange thing is, Theben's not this witty and entertaining in real life.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #82
                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                The strange thing is, Theben's not this witty and entertaining in real life.
                Yeah, but you're just as asinine.
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #83
                  I can feel the love emanating between Chegitz and Theben . . .
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by MrFun
                    I can feel the love emanating between Chegitz and Theben . . .
                    I thought that was gas?
                    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by MrFun
                      AH has been on a one-track mind lately with his fetish . . .

                      please don't mind him.
                      It could be worse.

                      In another forum he's "frolicking naked in the wilderness".

                      With a shotgun.
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Oerdin
                        It used to be the "in thing" to burn coaches in the street when I was in college. You see the county wouldn't take them away and they wanted $50 to get rid of it at the dump, so, many students just figured at the end of the year when your lease was up they'd just throw a big party. At the end of the party they’d put the coach in the middle of the street and light her up. When a nice blaze was going everyone would take turns jumping over the coach. Then the fire department would come, put out the blaze, and take away the burned couch for free.

                        I once saw to people collide in mid air and have to roll off of the burning coach. Stupid drunk bastards. Not that I'm one to talk since I once tripped and burned my hand on the hot asphalt. Still, I.V. was one of a kind.
                        A losing coach, or did you just pick one of the sports at random?
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #87
                          oh ****e I am late.

                          O.k. Take a 12 inch piece of bendy plastic.

                          Go to the gap between...............



                          Oh ****e, look , break in , change your appearance and rape anything in sight with a potato cannon.
                          In fact even better , INSERT the potato cannon into the next person to post.
                          Fire at will captain.

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                          • #88
                            I once helped a girl superglue a large plastic penis to the hood of her ex's car. It took him a long time to get off.

                            edit: but when he did he glued it to her bike seat. Unfortunately, the bike was in the middle of a bike stand at Polytech and she had to remove it in front of a crowd of amused onlookers who asked her whether it was comfortable.
                            Only feebs vote.

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                            • #89
                              Except Agathon, valid points are hard to come by.

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                              • #90
                                It took him a long time to get off.


                                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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