This is just a shot in the dark, but....

[Alexander's Horse]

Doing something to a car parked on your lawn which meant it couldn't be driven away wouldn't be real smart.

I prefer a little post it note under the wiper saying something like, "nice parking d*ckhead".

[Dinner]

Re: Wow

Originally posted by pchang
You have a lawn? I could never afford a house with a yard. (at least in San Francisco, that is).

That's because in SF even a one bedroom shack which was built 100 years ago and ignored ever since costs $700,000. Not that things are much better in San Diego.

[Dinner]

Re: Re: This is just a shot in the dark, but....

Originally posted by MrFun
Sorry about that -- went to buy a pack of Smirnoff Ice, then stopped at this whorehouse.

Smirnof Ice?! (Oerdin points at Mr. Fun and then begins laughing hysterically.)

Perhaphes you'd like a pink shirt to go with your little girlie drink?

[Alexander's Horse]

well he is a little girlie - I don't think he has a problem with that

[Theben]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I am concerned that this person mistook your garden for council land

I've made the same mistake with some females...

Get your friends to help flip the car, then torch it. Come back after the gas tank ignites, and toast marshmellows.

[Dinner]

It used to be the "in thing" to burn coaches in the street when I was in college. You see the county wouldn't take them away and they wanted $50 to get rid of it at the dump, so, many students just figured at the end of the year when your lease was up they'd just throw a big party. At the end of the party they’d put the coach in the middle of the street and light her up. When a nice blaze was going everyone would take turns jumping over the coach. Then the fire department would come, put out the blaze, and take away the burned couch for free.

I once saw to people collide in mid air and have to roll off of the burning coach. Stupid drunk bastards. Not that I'm one to talk since I once tripped and burned my hand on the hot asphalt. Still, I.V. was one of a kind.

[Theben]

Che and...others, tested the aerodynamic capabilities of a sofa from a 3 story apartment once.

[Dinner]

Sounds like fun but there are no sirens and firemen so the show isn't nearly as good. And a good show is important when you have 75 men & women drunk off of their asses.

Still, it sounds like fun.

[Theben]

Well the "design engineers" were drunk and there was an audience... one guy wandering past in the alley.

"Hey! Are you gonna push that sofa off the balcony?!"

"Yeah!!"

"Cool!!"

[Dinner]

It's times like those which make college great. I mean who's going to look back 30 years from now and say "gee, wasn't it great when we stayed home all night studying and never went out"? No, the stuff my friends and I talk about are things like "Dude! Do you remember the time... (insert truly base, disgusting, and irrisponsible act here)".

Seriously, carpe dium.

[Alexander's Horse]

I spent much of my time at uni asleep in the sunshine on the uni lawns.

[MrFun]

Re: Re: Re: This is just a shot in the dark, but....

Originally posted by Oerdin


Smirnof Ice?! (Oerdin points at Mr. Fun and then begins laughing hysterically.)

Perhaphes you'd like a pink shirt to go with your little girlie drink?

It comes in a bottle, not a glass, mister.

[Alexander's Horse]

and we all know what you do with the bottle

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Theben
Che and...others, tested the aerodynamic capabilities of a sofa from a 3 story apartment once.

Way back in the day when I was a Badet at A&M, my roommate (a.k.a. "Scary genius android guy") built a potato gun.

He managed to get on the roof of our 4 story dorm and fire it across the Quad towards the Band Dorms.

*ker-splat!*

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
and we all know what you do with the bottle

Same thing you do with it when your wife is not around?